If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[mParadox]

*gives you silk dresses and velvet cakes*

A Xam for my very own. o.o

Forever and ever and ever and EVAAAAAR.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will understand you more than 25% of the time...

*kidnaps and steals away to the basement thread*

 

[karcentric]

*opens door*

Well come on in!

*slams door in their face as step forward.*

HAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[mParadox]

Oh dear, I am very high on the kidnapping lists. D:

Not that mind of course. <.<

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Do a security scan of him with my robots

I don't want any potential assassins near me...

 

[karcentric]

*sneaks around house and hides behind you*

 

[xmbts]

Why hello there.

 

[Slenn]

Hi! And you are?

 

[mParadox]

She is a Goddess of the Forum Games.

o.o

 

[xmbts]

Not really. >.>

 

[mParadox]

One of the qualities displayed by one bearing such title is modesty.

Obscene amounts of modesty.

 

[neoontime]

You prove your title since this is the 75% of the time I don't get you. Now shoo and go clean things, chop chop.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ask him to dance for me

Because that is the only way a tiger can prove his sexiness

 

[neoontime]

It's still creepy!
*cocks shotgun*

 

[karcentric]

*opens door and hands you a fish*

There you go.

*closes door*

 

[xmbts]

*Headbutts*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Kicks in ass*

 

[neoontime]

*Smacks in face*