If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[neoontime]

*Throws water at him*

 

[thesilentman]

*Sigh* Activate predictable trap number 203948, THE SPIKE PIT!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Dammit, is the light broken again?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Move the flashlight, or I will move it for you.

 

[LynxParadox]

Hi... >.>...

Why are you leaning on my porch like that o_o'

 

[UnusualStranger]

Just....looking around, my good cat lady? You need something?

 

[sammingtons]

Your beard.

It is glorious.

Can I stroke it?

 

[Kae]

Oh no, you're not here to deliver justice for all those vases I broke and all that money I stole, are you?

 

[ShockValue]

I don't have anything for you to break here...

 

[thesilentman]

Feeling cold? Come right in. Disregard the suit of armor, I keep it on for privacy reasons...

 

[evilneko]

*slams door*

 

[SomeLameStuff]

May I help you...?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Look, I'm not interested in your flashy devices. Perhaps you have the wrong address.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OH GOD HE FOUND ME

 

[xmbts]

Get the cattle prod.

 

[Sacman]

Cower in fear at being shot at...<.<

 

[thesilentman]

STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME, YOU'RE FAILING.

 

[sb666]

Stop actually scaring me! D:

 

[LynxParadox]

Ahhh! you're one to talk o.o...

 

[UnusualStranger]

More cat people? Why are you at my doorstep?