If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Kae]

Stranger is unavailable right now, would you like to leave a message?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Stranger here. I've got some critters up for sale. You in the market?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hey handsome.

 

[neoontime]

Oh dear god Ralph, what have they done to you?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I'm going to eat your happy friends.

 

[Kae]

I may regret asking this, but Mr. What's a MALPH?

 

[thesilentman]

Stop adventuring in my lawn. -.-

 

[LynxParadox]

are you my new garden gnome, because I believe I asked for the non-sentient gnomes... o_o

 

[UnusualStranger]

....If I give you food, you'll just come back, I'm sure.

 

[thesilentman]

Go away. I'm in no mood to be a fuddy-duddy today. -.-

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Gabumon!
*Cuddles*

 

[thesilentman]

I SAID, GO AWAY. >:-|

 

[Hemlock]

Can you poke someone else with the spike on your head?

 

[neoontime]

Oh a new face. Come on in, hopefully your not the violent type that populates these parts.
*Locks door*
Those violent types can cause such trouble.
*Evil villain laugh*

 

[Hemlock]

You bastard, open the door. *starts kicking the door*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Let me help you turn that frown upside down.

 

[Living_Brain]

I can see you staring at my pulses! Pig!

 

[LynxParadox]

ah! too bright!
*put a lamp shade over brain*

 

[evilneko]

Come on in, kitty. :3

 

[Living_Brain]

*Takes off lamp shade*

HI there gorgeous.