If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

And why aren't you bandaged?
Besides never actually needing to be bandaged?

 

[evilneko]

What are you babbling about bandages de geso? I don't squidding need any!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I remember that time you did dirty things with your tentacle hair...
Oh wait. That was dojin.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I've never heard anyone use that as an adjective before.
Anyway, shouldn't you be in hospital?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Of course not!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Well...I've got better things to be doing. I won't be responsible for anything that happens to you as a result of you not leaving.

 

[neoontime]

Are you concentrating really hard or are your eyes just derpy? Either way stop looking at me like that!

 

[karcentric]

I'll give $10 if you stop dancing like that... and no I don't want a flyer.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'll sue you for wrongful imprisonment.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm not trying to keep you here; I'm trying to get rid of you. Leave.

 

[evilneko]

Red eyes are scary de geso!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'll sue you for use of a verbal tick.

 

[evilneko]

I can't help the way I talk de geso!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You think red eyes are scary? You haven't seen what else I can do with them.

 

[thesilentman]

What can you do with them?

 

[evilneko]

Waaahh! *Spits ink all over Al*

*Slams door*

 

[karcentric]

Ummm, are you selling cookies or raffle tickets or something, you look a little too happy for my liking.

*backs away slowly, shutting down*

 

[NerfedFalcon]

*slams door and runs*

 

[karcentric]

*chases*

Where's my rent?

 

[thesilentman]

FUCK OFF, I'M BUSY. >.>