If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[kailus13]

If I let you in, will you stab me? If not, I have cake.

 

[Ruedyn]

Well that depends heavily on the cake.

Is it people cake?

And can I stab it?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Here's a tank of gasoline and some matches, go play in the neighbours yard.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*slams door in what passes for a face*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'll let you in if [lsdkjaflkjdlkajflksa]

 

[Ruedyn]

I'd be happy to let you In anime Easter Bunny

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd be happy to let you In anime Easter Bunny

Oooh aaah... that's how it starts. Then later... there's running and screaming.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... Who sent you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hi. Would you like to buy a copy of my indie game, Moscow Noir?

Its a mature, open-world detective RPG for the Gameboy Gameling.

Brought to you by the fine folks at Malkavian Inc.!

(if you're wondering, this is all from my current playthrough of Game Dev Tycoon... and this game did so well that it set a new standard for game quality. Trouble is... its made me a victim of my own success... and now I haven't been able to match it yet)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can ask the same.
Edit: Damn site displaying the wrong page.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can ask the same.
Edit: Damn site displaying the wrong page.

Thank you. Try again.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not sure whether to post about the banned guy, or the fellow above him.This is fun, I'll do both!

A classy-looking guy with a cello? (Correct me if I'm wrong) Tell him I'm not interested in a relationship...then awkwardly close the door on him.

A man beating a child? Call the child protective services!

Just kidding! I can't even hold a phone! Alas! My hands are all but curv'd hooks of death and pain. The kid's screwed.

What is that...a card?

Oh, well, the guy's walking away, so, screw 'em.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*empties smg clip into*

*slams door shut*

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... No. Tonight is not poker night. Come back tomorrow.

 

[Ruedyn]

Well you don't look shady! Come on in, I was just making tea!

 

[thesilentman]

You look perfectly friendly, come on in...

 

[Hussmann54]

Why hello there, creepy, darkness thingy that I think might actually be from full metal alchemist....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What are you congratulating me about?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

... Apologies but I'm not interested in any of your cookies.

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm interested in your cookies.

IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!