If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why hello again kailus! You keep coming to my house it seems.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why hello again kailus! You keep coming to my house it seems.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Invite him in for tea. And never let him leave.

 

[kailus13]

Offer tea, and fish.

 

[DOOM GUY]

Whatever it is you're selling, I DON'T WANT ANY!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Happy! I have a plush teddy just like you! Come in, mind my 4 other cats. Do you want a fish? My cats are jealous, ignore them. Ignore this rope, it's for the laundry. Here's your fish!

Also you live with me now.

 

[Headsprouter]

Harley!? I hope that's one of those guns which fires flags that say "BANG!" on 'em...

 

[DOOM GUY]

Oh... it's YOU... you still owe for the last thing you "borrowed"

 

[Teoes]

It was a bad idea last time I let you in, so this time you can just clear off. Be gone!

 

[StormShaun]

*Kicks down door*

Hello everyone!
I bought ... hens with tie food.
So, hentai for everyone!

 

[Dalek Caan]

I like you, come on in! Would you like some dog food?

 

[kailus13]

Do you even eat? I can't offer you anything if you don't eat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you ever wear anything more informal?

 

[kailus13]

Science demands I do not.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I think you listen to science (ie, the voice in your head) too often.

 

[kailus13]

But Science is my only friend.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd scream because the Hamsters have eroded their face away.