If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Teoes]

I'd demand my face-eroding hamsters back.

 

[kailus13]

I'd ask to study the face-eroding hamsters.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

You didn't call me last night

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

...I have some delicious apples if you want some?

 

[neoontime]

*Immediately start throwing rocks and pokeballs*

 

[Teoes]

Amazing offer! Sold.

 

[Kae]

*puts hands on Teoes head* STOP MOVING! Let me see your face.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Scott dumped you didn't he, well I'll go put on the tea then

 

[Teoes]

Yay! *bounces*

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*Smoking a cigar while wearing fancy clothes*

Umm......this is awkward......

 

[Truniron]

You may be worthless to some, but to me, you are the hero of my nuzlocke-challenge. Would welcome as a king.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You look pissed. Maybe I'll invite you at a different time.

 

[Teoes]

What a pleasant surprise. What's your choice - the bed or the basement?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Hey Teoes, hope you're not too pissed off about that Hill game. Come on in!

 

[Teoes]

Oh hai thar. I have chinchilla food and hay, are you hungry?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I would give him definition so I can see his TRUE FACE

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What anime-verse do I live in now?

 

[Teoes]

No anime-verse. Welcome.. to the real world. *pounces with a hessian sack*

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

No Teoes, I'm not helping you hide from the cops from what you did to Redlin5

 

[Teoes]

Deputy Zigzagoon.. You'll never take me alive, coppa!