If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

Morsomk_v1legacy · Jan 4, 2014

Now that looks like something I can use as a paper weight!

Barbas · Jan 5, 2014

Ooh, it looks like a Sandshrew, but cooler.

kailus13 · Jan 9, 2014

How on earth did someone move a statue to my doorstep? More importantly, how am I going to get out of the house?

Barbas · Jan 9, 2014

Will your hair even fit in the door?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 17, 2014

This is gonna be a ***** to move....

kailus13 · Jan 17, 2014

Pikachu isn't here. I've told you this before.

Barbas · Jan 17, 2014

Forget something? No, that comb was always mine, you can't have it.

Olas · Jan 18, 2014

Oh god, two more. Curse you Medusa and or Jadis!

Drummodino · Jan 18, 2014

You coming in or are you just gonna stand there blushing?

Drummodino · Jan 18, 2014

Want some warm milk? There's no roofie in it I swear.

Barbas · Jan 18, 2014

Er...Konichiwa?

Neuromancer · Jan 19, 2014

Your blushing reveals your intent, aswell as your purpose.

Drummodino · Jan 19, 2014

Take my children, just don't murder me!

Neuromancer · Jan 19, 2014

You should learn the basics of composure, mayhaps then you'll be able to hide your intentions.

Barbas · Jan 25, 2014

You look a trifle upset about something.

Barbas · Jan 27, 2014

Would you like a cup of tea and some counselling?

Barbas · Jan 27, 2014

Yes? Have you come about my unmatched de-gnoming skills?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 28, 2014

<..>

*snatches and puts in garden*

Barbas · Jan 28, 2014

I am rock type. The water types are three dwellings down, by the Pissed Fisherman.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 18, 2014

o.o

D-didn't I just smash you?

._.