If Anime Cliches Happened In The Real World
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Don't forget every human will be carrying about 50 gallons of blood inside them at any given time.Thedutchjelle said:
And ultra-rare fruits that grant incredible powers at the cost of ones ability to swim will be handed out like popcorn and become irrelevant really in the second half of the series.
-High school woman will constantly shun the male(s) for complementing their beauty, resulting in abnormally superhuman physical violence against the male(s). Often ends with said male(s) having little to no affection for the opposite sex, who are ironically being followed by 5-10 woman who want said male(s) virginity every second of the day.
-The average high school girl sounds feverishly quiet and scared every time they speak as if they're hyperventilating. It eventually spawns into an epidemic. The disease makes them the weakest and biggest liability amongst their peers, which they somehow put up with for the entirety of their adventure.
-Some people have their eyes closed for the entirety of their lives, and some how have the ability to see where they're going/know what they're doing.
-Superpowers, guns, and giant robots, usually used by inexperienced high school students, are used to protect lives. Meanwhile video games will continue to be demonized for causing all the violence clearly caused by superpowers, guns, and giant robots.
-Fathers/mothers/siblings do not exist... until later on in the young hero's adventure. Possibly dead or evil the whole time.
-The average high school girl sounds feverishly quiet and scared every time they speak as if they're hyperventilating. It eventually spawns into an epidemic. The disease makes them the weakest and biggest liability amongst their peers, which they somehow put up with for the entirety of their adventure.
-Some people have their eyes closed for the entirety of their lives, and some how have the ability to see where they're going/know what they're doing.
-Superpowers, guns, and giant robots, usually used by inexperienced high school students, are used to protect lives. Meanwhile video games will continue to be demonized for causing all the violence clearly caused by superpowers, guns, and giant robots.
-Fathers/mothers/siblings do not exist... until later on in the young hero's adventure. Possibly dead or evil the whole time.
Every town would get destroyed on a weekly basis but everything will be rebuilt in a week, despite nothing ever being under construction.
Every other week, humanity would get threatened by an alien species/invading army of demons/ spawns from hell, but everytime a dumb, cheerful guy will defeat them, because "friendship, Plotarmor and believing in spirit, destiny, fate, the heart of the cards, panties.
There would be panties everywhere, literally everywhere.
All girls would have either incredibly large breasts or no breasts at all.
Every other week, humanity would get threatened by an alien species/invading army of demons/ spawns from hell, but everytime a dumb, cheerful guy will defeat them, because "friendship, Plotarmor and believing in spirit, destiny, fate, the heart of the cards, panties.
There would be panties everywhere, literally everywhere.
All girls would have either incredibly large breasts or no breasts at all.
Came to say that.Daystar Clarion said:
People's faces become intensely comical and lose 70% of their detail while the body shrinks during periods of excitement, fear or depression.
Well the use of things such as the internet would drop rather drastically as the majority of socially awkward but other wise pretty ok young men will find themselves in the more or less constant company of unthinkably beautiful goddesses, fairies, monster girls what have you. More often then not they will find themselves in the presence of several.
Then after about a month most of those young men would be dead since most unthinkable beautiful goddesses, fairies, monster girls and whatever are, for one reason or another, on the shit lists of extraordinarily powerful entries with only vague ideas about the worth of human life.
Then after about a month most of those young men would be dead since most unthinkable beautiful goddesses, fairies, monster girls and whatever are, for one reason or another, on the shit lists of extraordinarily powerful entries with only vague ideas about the worth of human life.
Ah, the powerful destiny-changing device of the retconXcell935 said:
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- every school yard fight will include a seven minute shouting match where all participate release some wibblywobbly stuff into the aether, oftentimes called Ki.
- most of us apparently won't have parents or if they do they're far away for some reason leaving them living alone in a one-room appartment.
- a surprising lack of gravity whenever girls punch someone causing them to fly several dozens of feet into the air.
- perfect, giant hair-dos EVERYWHERE!
- massive body size and jaw lines despite being 15 at most.
there will be a time vortex so that people are toddlers, 6-10, 16-18, 25 and old.
and men will either be super skinny or so buff they couldn't move.
once you passed high school you should run and hide if you develop suer powers because you will either be evil or die within 24 minutes.
the german spoken will be a lot better than the english for some reason, even if the story is set in the US.
and men will either be super skinny or so buff they couldn't move.
once you passed high school you should run and hide if you develop suer powers because you will either be evil or die within 24 minutes.
the german spoken will be a lot better than the english for some reason, even if the story is set in the US.
Matches in combat sports (kendo, karate, boxing, kickboxing etc....) will take from hours to weeks
to complete as each competitor is required to shout out the name of the attack that they are performing,
and each attack will take somewhere from 15 seconds to half an hour to land, while the target of the
attack for some strange reason does not move out of the way.
Unless of course, one/both of the combatants is a monster kept in a little ball, in which case same
as above but the monster can automatically evade the incoming attack if the human who carries their
ball tells them to dodge.
After observing that the only thing that can cut hair is swords, many people will choose to wear armor
made of hair. This clever plan is immediately compromised by the fact that every third individual anyone
runs in to is carrying a sword which they are immensely skilled in the use of.
Every student with at least 1/2 of a clue will be *very* focused when studying calligraphy, 'cuz
they *know* it's gonna be *important*..........
Any time someone disappears, no-one will worry about it, as it can be safely assumed that they
have simply fallen in to another reality where they are having
wacky misadventures/angsty romantic adventures.
to complete as each competitor is required to shout out the name of the attack that they are performing,
and each attack will take somewhere from 15 seconds to half an hour to land, while the target of the
attack for some strange reason does not move out of the way.
Unless of course, one/both of the combatants is a monster kept in a little ball, in which case same
as above but the monster can automatically evade the incoming attack if the human who carries their
ball tells them to dodge.
After observing that the only thing that can cut hair is swords, many people will choose to wear armor
made of hair. This clever plan is immediately compromised by the fact that every third individual anyone
runs in to is carrying a sword which they are immensely skilled in the use of.
Every student with at least 1/2 of a clue will be *very* focused when studying calligraphy, 'cuz
they *know* it's gonna be *important*..........
Any time someone disappears, no-one will worry about it, as it can be safely assumed that they
have simply fallen in to another reality where they are having
wacky misadventures/angsty romantic adventures.
Let see-
Exposition, lots and lots of them everywhere.
It's easier to see if the guy and gal is being perverted or having perverted thought when he/ she suddenly have nose bleed for no reasons.
A simple rivalry in real life will be turn into bitter rivalry to the point that we shoor bolt of lightning from our eyes that suppose to hit the lighting bolt from the rival eyes aswell!
Whenever a mean/ evil person laugh, his or her eyes will grow red.
Not only women brest are bigger despite not having implant but they also jiggle indenpently aswell (as in the left breast move up and the other down when it jiggle)!
Mentioning anyone names that you know (collegue, friend. family) will make that person suddently sneeze.
Exposition, lots and lots of them everywhere.
It's easier to see if the guy and gal is being perverted or having perverted thought when he/ she suddenly have nose bleed for no reasons.
A simple rivalry in real life will be turn into bitter rivalry to the point that we shoor bolt of lightning from our eyes that suppose to hit the lighting bolt from the rival eyes aswell!
Whenever a mean/ evil person laugh, his or her eyes will grow red.
Not only women brest are bigger despite not having implant but they also jiggle indenpently aswell (as in the left breast move up and the other down when it jiggle)!
Mentioning anyone names that you know (collegue, friend. family) will make that person suddently sneeze.
The English language will be turned into a mess of badly mangled, short phrases peppering the actual spoken language of the day.
-There will be subtitles just below everyone's mouth when they speak (Bonus points if the subtitles cover their mouth.)
-Every time you are wounded, you will hold your shoulder in order to signify that you are wounded. (Regardless of physical injury)
-Inside voices will not exist, you will scream and shout at the drop of a hat, just to get your point across.
-People will often stop what they're doing so that you can have your inner monologue.
-Depending on the quality of yourbudget life, people in the background will either be static or show limited movement until you move out of frame.
-If you are 14-15 years old, you'll be deemed fit topilot a giant bio-mechanical mecha and suffer extreme emotional trauma due to being symbiotically linked to your EVA-Unit, which will most likely contain the soul of a loved one, you will also suffer the horror of having the control wrenched from you at some point by your ends-justifies-the-means father and be forced to helplessly watch while you destroy your friend in an angel-infected EVA while yours goes beserk while inappropriately cheery music plays in the background...go on epic adventures and fight demons/monsters/zombies/cosmic forces/robots despite your still-developing physique.
-You may have hitherto muscles from a young age.
-Your little sister may go through an incestuous stage in her life and she will fawn over you, secretly or deliberately. You will dismiss it because you won't notice it, much to her dismay.
-If you are a male, you'll most likely be the aloof every-man/hot-headed punk/socially inept.
-If you are female, you'll most likely be an emotionless girl/have an overly cheery disposition/be hot-headed yet seek attention at the same time/you'll be a kickass girl that nobody messes with/ aloof every-woman/overly-eager athlete/whithering flower.
-Every time you are wounded, you will hold your shoulder in order to signify that you are wounded. (Regardless of physical injury)
-Inside voices will not exist, you will scream and shout at the drop of a hat, just to get your point across.
-People will often stop what they're doing so that you can have your inner monologue.
-Depending on the quality of your
-If you are 14-15 years old, you'll be deemed fit to
-You may have hitherto muscles from a young age.
-Your little sister may go through an incestuous stage in her life and she will fawn over you, secretly or deliberately. You will dismiss it because you won't notice it, much to her dismay.
-If you are a male, you'll most likely be the aloof every-man/hot-headed punk/socially inept.
-If you are female, you'll most likely be an emotionless girl/have an overly cheery disposition/be hot-headed yet seek attention at the same time/you'll be a kickass girl that nobody messes with/ aloof every-woman/overly-eager athlete/whithering flower.
Tensions between all the different mech factions will inevitably dissolve into war, though the disparate nations will eventually band together into a global force - called "Japan" - to repel the invasion of the Anti-Spirals.
Also, all the errors will get corrected in the Blu-ray version.
*or dubbed by Sentai Filmworks. Same thing really.
I've already put in a request to have my life animated by Studio Madhouse, with Shaft as my safety. Sure the quality might be erratic and animation errors might be through the roof, but my world will be full of head tilts.RipVanTinkle said:
Also, all the errors will get corrected in the Blu-ray version.
Only if your life gets fansubbed by twelve-year-olds*. Otherwise people will be remarkably clean-spoken.Queen Michael said:
*or dubbed by Sentai Filmworks. Same thing really.