If Anime Cliches Happened In The Real World

[RaginDrage]

Every conflict, big or small, will begin with huge monologues followed by a series of angst-y flashbacks.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Speed lines... EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME!

Getting super angry unlocks hidden power and makes you a superhero!

The idea of unnatural hair color would cease to exist.

Teenagers would pilot all our military vehicles and huge death machines. Also, there would be nobody over 30 and under 60.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Red lines will appear on peoples faces when they get angry.

POKEMON WILL BE REAL!

and I will be buff and have all the women, and ride a bike.

I'd be the king on account of my coolness.

ALL HAIL EVIL SMURF!

 

[lord.jeff]

The world would end up getting run by lazy do nothing underdogs because everyone of them has some hidden power within them.

 

[Richardplex]

Tensions between all the different mech factions will inevitably dissolve into war, though the disparate nations will eventually band together into a global force - called "Japan" - to repel the invasion of the Anti-Spirals.

-Depending on the quality of your budget life, people in the background will either be static or show limited movement until you move out of frame.

I've already put in a request to have my life animated by Studio Madhouse, with Shaft as my safety. Sure the quality might be erratic and animation errors might be through the roof, but my world will be full of head tilts.

Spoiler: Tilting your head at 45-degrees = DRAMA

Also, all the errors will get corrected in the Blu-ray version.

In the latter case, it will be near impossible to study, as every time you lose line of sight of a board the contents will have completely changed.

OT: Absolutely everyone will have a childhood friend who they've grown up with and are incredibly close with and have 'secret' romantic interest with.

Everyone will speak Japanese, except Americans, who will speak exceptionally broken Engrish. In what sort of sounds like a Japanese accept.

 

[Lonewolfm16]

any one male will have at least 5 females lusting after him at any one time

I suppose that depends on your role in the show of life. Me being the world equivilant to the pathetic loser friend in every harem anime, I will merely be jealous of whoever happens to be the protagonist and constantly fail at accomplishing anything for comedy... so no change then.

 

[Zombie Sodomy]

- Romantic relationships between men and women would never develop beyond awkward sexual confusion and misunderstanding.

Crap. My life is an anime, and I don't even get a giant robot suit to make up for it.

 

[Spartan448]

The fate of the world will be decided by playing a children's card game

Also, money will trump legal code

And speaking of legal code, the legal system itself would be very favorable for Defense attorneys

 

[Little Woodsman]

Organized crime would be *everywhere*!
But it would be OK, because the members are actually a bunch of kindly, wacky misfits
who are more interested in giving away takoyaki than extorting money or trafficking drugs.

It would be perfectly acceptable to let 10-year old children wander the countryside unattended,
so long as they were trying to catch the monsters that are hiding everywhere in little balls.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Janitors would have to clean blood up constantly and every government would have to legalize polygamy to account for random high school loser's giant harem of hot girls who are way out of his league.

 

[MiskWisk]

People with mental disorders will have super powers. Should the person be a pretty young girl, they will be akin to god.

 

[Gabanuka]

Stupid Escapists. I-it's not like I like you or anything!


Most men would experience rapid nasal blood lose whenever a girl walks by and your student council would be ridiculously powerful

 

[Leemaster777]

95% of all women would automatically be extremely attractive, and of that 95%, 90% would have extraordinarily large breasts.

...huh, that doesn't sound so bad, now that I think about it.

 

[Irridium]

People's hairdos would be fantastic.

Every time you said something stupid, somebody else would yell an explanation of why it's stupid.

Hell, any time you did anything someone will spend a good ten minutes explaining it in its entirety. Just to make sure people understand what just happened.

 

[Alcamonic]

People's hairdos would be fantastic.

Every time you said something stupid, somebody else would yell an explanation of why it's stupid.

Hell, any time you did anything someone will spend a good ten minutes explaining it in its entirety. Just to make sure people understand what just happened.

Sounds like what Morgan Freeman does now!

- While running, everyone will let their arms fly backwards as to maximize aerodynamic air flow.

- Everyone would carry a lunchbox featuring sushi, and only sushi!

- Regardless of what happened, whether it be someone stole the last sweatroll or murdered the janitor, crime-technicians will be called too the scene.

 

[Spartan448]

most globally played sport would be a children's card game.

Also, affluence would trump the legal code.

 

[Vykrel]

people would morph their faces to look similar to a cat when they are being cheeky.

we would see a single giant sweat drop move down the backs of peoples' heads when they are embarrassed and it would also be the bane of everyone who has a hard time lying. such a giveaway lol

everyone would partially faint and slam into the ground at lightning speed when someone else says something stupid or embarrassing.

hairstyles would be absolutely out of control.

and i dont think i need to mention the tentacles...


anyway, it would make the world a very strange place.

 

[Psycomantis777]

Exactly a quarter of the world's male population would look sort of like Otacon... only 1 in 15 men would have any body hair, There'd be a lot more ninjas, big-ass robots, sword wielding schoolgirls and biological weapons just... around places. Cats would be fuckin' weird. Not very sodding much would make any sense...

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Every time

And I do mean
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

That someone tells you something even remotely emotional, you will just say their name and wait.

Just standing there, waiting, nothing else, till that someone continues whatever he was saying.

Nobody asked you to say anything, there was no reason for you to say anything, the other guy just left a pause in his explanation and you'll go all glassy eyed and say: "Guy..."

And maybe give a short moan or take a quick breath before doing so.