If consoles were actually people, what kind of people would they be?

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PureAussieGamer

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although i love my xbox 360 id have to say that if a 360 was a person they would have bipola. Breaking down then getting really happy then going back to drinking and drugs.
 

zacaron

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Horny Ico said:
zacaron said:
consoles would be dicks simple as that the'd have over inflated egos and narcissism from all the fanboy worship
How does this not describe the PC of all things?
because this thread is about consoles not the PC but I do agree with you on that point
 

Jazoni89

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the ps3 would be a nerdy guy (in his 30's) with big huge rimmed glasses and buck teeth. He lives in his mothers basement, plays world of warcraft daily and has more star trek boxsets to shake a stick at.

the xbox 360 would a teenage chavy boy who likes going on the booze up, playing his music loud on the bus and general pissing off people around the city shopping centre.

the wii would be a 8 year old boy with ADD who drives his mum mad with his tramtrums he has when he can't get his own way.
 
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Horny Ico said:
zacaron said:
consoles would be dicks simple as that the'd have over inflated egos and narcissism from all the fanboy worship
How does this not describe the PC of all things?
Contrary to popular belief console people are just as bad if not worse than PC people so yeah just look what happened to this site over MW2 and its easy to see this PC elitist thing is actually a load of shit.
 

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PS3: that guy who buys all of the new technology

xbox 360: frat boy darshebag with a fridge full of 'brewskis'

wii: a party animal
 

Ironic Pirate

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Ps3, the kid who is resentful of his brother because despite being smarter, funnier, nicer, and not on his fifth clone body he won't be as successful because his brother was born first and is his parents darling.

Xbox, willing to rest on it's laurels, not noticing they're rotting.

Wii, annoying younger brother, hated by everyone for being, you know, annoying.
 

randomrob

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The Wii is Adam Sandler. Hugely popular but very annoying after about an hour and doesn't exactly have a variety of talents.

The X-box 360 is a rock star of some description, insanely popular and reasonably talented, but has some performance issues due to his/her offstage habits.

The PS3 is Robocop. Very technologically advanced and comes out with some great stuff, but is quite expensive to play with. And unfortunately he has Ebola at the moment and may have to undergo emergency surgery.
 

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PS3: A basic Frat boy gamer, who prefers online scores and good graphics over solid game play and functional story. Quick to denounce anything that isn't COD, with such generic insults as "gay", "fag", "noob", ect. Also loves using internet terms and knowing things in pop culture, despite the fact that it has no idea about the history behind it. Quick to bash Nintendo and Atari, despite that there would be no Playstation if those two companies hadn't been around. Holds COD and Graphics higher than God on the goodness scale.

Xbox 360: A PS3 who has decided he prefers online play over gettin ass. Becuase of this, his opion of the world and everything good has been soured. Quick to patronize, he often sounds like a rumbling idiot while he rage quits and bashes anything not COD or Halo. Hates nintendo even more than the PS3. considers himself pro despite the fact that he is very shitty at most things.

Prone to random heart attacks.

Nintendo Wii: Basicaly a little kid on a plane. At first he seems really cute, but after about 3 hours of him kicking your chair and yelling really loudly, you realise you want to open the emergency hatch and throw him out. Unlike the Xbox and the PS3, which are so defined you can see there skin cells moving, the Wii is a bit more generic, and has few discerning details. It is really tiny, and is loved by children all over, although it has trouble stading up beside it's frat boy rivals.
 

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Dreamcast. The guy who was a hit with everyone, until the next big thing, but still has a small following. (MAKE POWER STONE 3!)
 

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PS3: An ''intellectual'' the kind of guy you could have a conversation with, his skilled (academically) in a diverse selection of game-genres and executes them all pretty well. His chilled, relaxed and is a great mate.

Xbox 360: A frat boy who thinks his black, even more annoying by the fact every now and then he'll actually do something good ''Gears of War 2, Halo 3'' which makes him think he's better than everyone. He's also rich but pretends he's poor to be ''ghetto.''

Wii: A quiet type. That's it...
 

IamQ

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Wii: A socially awkward kid (Based on the wiis online service) who still is extremly popular in school (Based on all the games that are on the wii).

Xbox: That guy who tries to be popular, but just can't manage to (The Xbox didn't sell well). He is only known for one trick he can do, and got a few kids in 3rd grade to be impressed (The Xbox had EXTREMLY few exclusive good games).

PS3: A brilliant student in school(The PS3 has a strong hardware), but a little bit slow on giving the answers, despite always having them (The PS3 is quite difficult to code for).
 

XMark

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XBox: Drunken frat boy
Wii: The random girl that XBox makes out with at a party
PS3: The nerd who wasn't invited, but needed to study for an exam anyway.
 

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Geo Da Sponge said:
It's time for the Top Gear personality analogy again!

The Wii is Richard Hammond: Small, excitable and most of his appeal is to old people and children.

The Xbox 360 is Jeremey Clarkson: Loud, unreliable, fuelled by testosterone and obsessed with manly things like explosions.

The PS3 is James May: Likes to think he's taking the smart, sedate route but ultimately cocks it all up.
You win this thread.

I'd say the NES is a loved grandfather.
A SNES is the uncle that always does something monumentaly awesome, like ride a motor bike to your school to pick you up.

A Dreamcast is that cousin you always forget but when you meet him again you go 'Oh hey, not seen you in ages hows it going?'

And a Nintendo 64 is the best friend you had in primary school who'd swap your shitty sandwich for something better, but when went to a diffrent high school.
 

ImSkeletor

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I am going to act like they are people in the office

PS3-the slick guy who knows a lot. When he goes somewhere to make a sale he is always late( the install) but he puts on an amazing show.(self explainitory)

X-Box 360- The scum bag who always shows up to work drunk or not at all (X-box's unreliability) but almost everyone seems to think he is cool.(it's sales figures)

The Wii- A young guy who is partialy retarded, ugly has add and Parkinsons
but for some reason little kids and old people like him(self explainitory)
 

Kill100577

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The WII is obviously the Person trying hard to be liked but all the people that matter think shes extremely annoying but can be good for somthing once every year or 2.

I spose the PS2 is the grandparent in the corner, the one that you used to love and always used to let you shoot his old air rifle at some tin cans but is now dying and is stuck in a wheelchair in a retirement home...(Gathering dust)

The MAC is the fail in the corner that noone cares that it exists
 

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Deviltongue said:
The Wii would be a little girl who every once in a while says something that is way above her age level and therefore badass and funny.

The PS3 would be an elitist hipster, who thinks he's better than everyone because he listens to alternative bands from japan and dresses in shiny black clothing. He refuses to acknowledge the fact that Xbox 360 keeps stealing his girlfriends.

The Xbox 360 would be a frat boy douche who thinks he can go pro because he plays football behind the frathouse with his(Brothers). He constantly steals PS3's girlfriends because he finds it hilarious. He secretly watches Anime and plays obscure japanese games when he thinks no one is around. Every once in a while though, he randomly drops dead and is replaced by an identical version so that no one will notice.
yep that sounds about right