If Dragon Age was a JRPG

[M5Henry]

- The Chantry's story about where the Dark Spawn came from would either be completely true or a total lie.

- Leliana's campfire song would be a JPOP number.

- The Dalish Armor Set would be the standard appearance for all female rouge armor.

- Dwarves would be cuter.

- Shale would be able to shoot her fists out like rockets.

Any others?

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

And it would suck horrible and been incredibly long...


also Leliana would have been a loli

Morganna (whats her name) would have had triple DDs

 

[RatRace123]

-Fenris would be the protagonist

-Everyone would be at least 15 years younger

-Dog would speak

-All of the party members would be best friends and the power of love would defeat the Blight

-Greatswords would be the only melee weapon

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

-The costumes would be super-outrageous and unchangeable
-There would be one extremely annoying pre-pubescent character that doesn't get killed off at any point.
-Some of the dialogue might not make much sense because of the translation.
-The dog would be a cute crossbreed of 2 different animals and would have super powers and also talk or at least be understood by the main character.
-The main character would be angst-ridden and complain about life 1/2 of the game never to realize how much of a badass they really are.

 

[Seriphina]

I might actually play it...
but srsly. I don't see the appeal in that game at ALL and I only played it for a short while before deciding i didn't enjoy the charater movement. I realise that sounds dumb but if you don't like something that is present the whole way thru you hardly gonna stick it.

Also don't the chars having big bewbs and being like 19 with talking pets apply to any game.
AMG the dragons would be kawaii!!! (>^_^)>

 

[Impluse_101]

-Tenacles
-Women
-*Smugface*

For reals now....

-All animals would speak, even the demons, and they'd speak as an old gruff man if they werent as cute as a bunny.
-All Women would have chests 2 sizes to big
-All techniques would take 5 hours to preform

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Merrill wouldn't have that accent. It would be highed pitched and incite rage in all who heard it.


That would make me sad...

[sub]And then the killing would begin...[/sub]

 

[SageRuffin]

-All of the party members would be best friends and the power of love would defeat the Blight

Gods, no!! o__o'

-Greatswords would be the only melee weapon

I like greatswords (speaking for myself, of course) - so long as they have some variety and I can keep Starfang or Hayder's Razor I'm cool.

 

[SageRuffin]

How about this one:

- DA would be TURN-BASED!!

How do you like that one, bitches?! [twitch]

 

[theonlyblaze2]

People would be less surprised about the giant breasts in the sequel.

 

[lockeslylcrit]

You would be forced to watch one hour cutscenes at 10 minute intervals.

 

[NeutralDrow]

There would be basically no difference?

It's not like it's made up of components that have never been seen in a Japanese RPG.

 

[Ando85]

-You would have to do all the main quests in a certain order.
-the characters would be in their teens
-the male characters would have ridiculous hair styles.

 

[Random Argument Man]

and been incredibly long...

It's already fucking long!

Probably have JRPG stereotyp no. 35 and 47 and the rest of them. Everything that pisses off the WRPG gamer probably.

 

[Zantos]

The only way to differentiate between male and female characters would be that the women would look like big breasted women and the men would look like small breasted women.

Zevrahn would not have been worth sparing.

Leliana's voice wouldn't have done things to me.

 

[mireko]

-It would be exactly the same, and people would whine about every aspect of it anyway.

-Yet somehow, there would be an airship.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

All characters would either have American accents or Faux Queen's English accents.
The archdemon would be related to the Warden.
The Qunari would speak in ebonics.
The Darkspawn would be silhouettes born from the darkness in mens hearts.
Duncan and Cailan would survive Ostagar and go on wacky side adventures.
There would 1000% more dragons.

 

[kannibus]

-Tenacles
-Women
-*Smugface*

Sounds pretty damn reasonable to me!

As for me:

Particle effects up the bejesus.
Gunblades.
Everyone would be under 20, except for the wise ol' man that gets whacked.