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Headdrivehardscrew

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Vault101 said:
SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
The Witcher.

EA pumps out Witcher 3 in a year, splits the game up into 3 pieces of DLC. It's 10 hours long and [b/]theres a shit ton of gay sex that gets shoved in your face. [/b]
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eh?...I don't get the connection with EA there

unless your talking about ME3...but come on...it wasn't shoved in your face, neither was it an EA marketeting decision...it was just a story desicion by Biowae
OT Reply RE: gay sex in the ME franchise - aye, it's a Bioware thing. It's probably 'good' that gay folks get their share of the old in-and-out, I just think it conditioned a whole lot of young folks to never, ever be nice to members of the same sex, or end up seeing things they're usually not allowed to watch in video/DVD form.

Still wondering how many male players went for some hot lesbo action, though. Awesome poll material right there.
 

Vault101

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Zagzag said:
Vault101 said:
anyway, Traynor, gay sterotype?....she doesn't hate men, she doesn't talk about feminism, no shaved head....nothing to indicate she is gay untill the shower scene..
Dispite going into the game completely blind, and not even knowing that there were homosexual romance options in the game, I had still picked up on the surprisingly unsubtle clues by then.
I worked it out pretty quickly only because I saw her as cortez's counterpart and since it was obvious with him from the get go

I didn't notice much aside from her comment on EDI's voice....but then I had no Idea Zevran from DA:O liked men so I guess its just what you pick up on
 

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Traynor.. is gay? Wow. Didn't notice that despite making my first playthrough with my FemShep.
I also had no idea about Zevran (well I killed him anyway...).
Also just found this (most might already know this, but I don't care)

 

Redworld13

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Damn Bioware games always taking over threads!!!!

O.T:
A little bit different but here we go...
EA buys Desura. Changes the name Desura to "The EA Indie Experience".
-Eliminates mod support suggesting its cutting into their profits.
-Takes control of Project Zomboid and turns it into a linear, dead island clone.
-Rejects 80% of indie developers and alpha funding, claiming their games are not up to the high standards of EA and their studios.
 

Darknacht

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If EA took over Sega they could try the only thing to destroy Sonic that Sega hasn't tried yet, making it a grey/brown FPS.
MammothBlade said:
EA takes over Paradox Interactive.
"We can't work with this folks, turn Hearts of Iron into a first person shooter!"
"Victoria is too obscure, market it as a cheesy Command and Conquer prequel."
"Europa Universalis IV should be the next BioWare project, make it a Mass Effect/Dragon Age crossover!"
"Crusader Kings is the new title of The Sims Medieval II."
OH LAWD. PLEASE KILL ME.
If EA tryed to take over Paradox I would find a way to hire Harebrained Schemes to put together a team of runners to take them out.
DoPo said:
EA takes over Activision. The world as we know it ends and we enter the Dark Age of Videogames?.
If EA took over Activision it would probably collapse in on itself from so much pure crap being in one place, this would likely end the Dark Age of Videogames.