If game characters used Twitter.

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Caster:

tuytorial mission in the simulator. blew up stuff.

first assignment. blew up flanx, collected energy deposits.

second assignment. blew up flanx, collected energy deposits.

third assignment. blew up flanx, found new skill, collected energy deposits, starting to find my advisor annoying.

... (10 posts later)

13'th assignment. Have now almost maxed out my skills, blew up loads of flanx in different ways, collected energy deposits.

...

15'th and last assignment. Maxed out skills, supposed to be some big boss, blew it up by alternating autotargeting stun and autotargeting missiles... Is this supposed to be hard?

Vigil: Blood Bitterness

Ceremonial sacrifice.
Solving puzzles.
Talking to dad.
Dad passed away.
Ate the face of a random slave guy.
Ceremonial sacrifice.
Solving puzzles.
Having deep philosophical and ethical arguments with myself as to how I am going to blur the lines between 'the good' (me) and 'the evil' (the demonic overlord)...
Ceremonial sacrifice.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Select excerpts from TheLoneWanderer's Twitter page.

- Dad left the vault today. Everyone down here is losing their minds. I'm getting out of here and I'm going after him.

- Oh MY GOD, THE PAIN!! That giant fireball in the sky is suppose to be the sun? No one said it would hurt to look at it!

- It looks like hell out here. I'm surprised that everyone hasn't just killed themselves.

- Who in their right mind builds a town around an active nuclear bomb? Honestly?

- Met my first "Ghoul" today. I threw up. Not in front of him, though. That would've been rude.

- I almost got killed today by what looked like the bastard offspring of both Frankenstein and The Hulk. God, I hate it here...

more to come...

 

[Sevre]

Leon from Resident Evil 4-

*sigh* Worst holiday ever, Spain is supposed to be nice.

I wonder where they get the chainsaws

Woah! That's a big fish!

This girl reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.....*shudders*

 

[ElephantGuts]

Company of Heroes (it's my favorite game right now, I can't resist):

(From perspective of a US airborne soldier)

Ha! And Command said we couldn't land accurately enough to miss that MG42 by 2 feet! How did those idiots get so scattered on D-Day anyway?

We were pinned down by an enemy Stug until we had command drop an AT gun right behind it. Again, who said someone can't jump out of a plane, fall 1,000 feet, and land on the exact spot you want to?

Wilkins got shot in the head by a sniper a few moments ago. Luckily command was willing to send up a C-47 with just one guy in it as a replacement. And damn if he didn't get here quick.

Jesus Christ! Panthers! A dozen of 'em! We're screwed!

Man, I thought we were done when the Krauts rushed us with all them tanks. But we distracted them long enough for some Brits to build a 17-pounder AT gun right here on the battlefield and take them all out. Hell if I know how they did it.

What the hell is this little miniature tank thing coming at us? I'd better go check it out. Looks cool.

 

[Lukirre]

Marcus Fenix

*grunt* Ah, shit.

 

[Avida]

Koffing from Pokemon.
cool i just exploded

I think this guy beat me to it but here is the list of pokemon characters on twitter [http://www.davidcole.me/pokemon/]

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

If game characters used twitter they would fail at life like all the real people that use it.

[/thread], in my humble opinion.

 

[brainfreeze215]

guard from Thief II: Keep hearing weird noises. Maybe it means this place is abo

 

[xqxm]

Kratos: had an epic battle with another god today. he died. if i keep this up, in a few years, there'll be none left. twboc.

 

[TheTygerfire]

Francis: I hate stairs.
Francis: I hate hospitals.
Francis: I hate small towns.
Francis: I hate the water.
Francis: I hate planes.
Francis: I hate Twitter.

Win.

 

[OneHP]

Snake: @Drebin893 I have your monkey. How about you lower your prices? I really want that musket.

 

[Biag]

Link: The Dodongos came over to play bridge tonight. They ate the entire bowl of bombs I put out. I swear to god I'm never having them over again.

navi723: @Link HEY LOOK LISTEN

Zelda46: i asked link if he wanted to kill ganon with me and he said yes!!!!!

Malon: Link broke up with me for some stupid princess or something today. I gave him my favorite horse too

 

[L4Y Duke]

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Grr
Grr Grr
Grr Stab
Stab Kill
Kill Grr

If you get the reference, you are a good person.

 

[Aries_Split]

MGS Guard

Bodies keep showing up everywhere. I think our radio head has alzhiemers or some shit. He makes walk around for 90 seconds everytime someone dies. Then he acts like it never happened.

MGS Guard

saw man shit pants

 

[SimuLord]

Original Metal Gear guard: @Solid Snake: I FEEL ASLEEP!

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Solid Snake

@Colonel - Twitter?

Colonel

@Solid Snake- Yes Snake, Twitter, it's a new social networking service that we will use instead of the codec because code-

Colonel

GOD DAMNIT FUCK CHARACTER LIMITS WE TALK TOO MUCH!

 

[aussiesniper]

Company of Heroes (it's my favorite game right now, I can't resist):

(From perspective of a US airborne soldier)

...

What the hell is this little miniature tank thing coming at us? I'd better go check it out. Looks cool.

God no. I hated that little howitzer-in-a-can thing.