If game characters used Twitter.

[Valiance]

Koffing from Pokemon.
cool i just exploded

sup bro wanna chill at the magnet factory?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

The Twitter feed of Herminia Cinna, resident of the Imperial City in Oblivion:

HerCinna_mon227: Chatted w/Rohssan about axes. She made silly 'axe me anything' joke.
HerCinna_mon227: Chatted w/Vontan Sintav about Colovia.
HerCinna_mon227: Chatted w/Astav Wirich... sort of. Told me 'move along'. Jerk.
HerCinna_mon227: Chatted w/Geem Jasaiin about mudcrabs. Horrid beasts. Can't stand the things!
HerCinna_mon227: Chatted w/Ra'Jhan about Kvatch. Khajiit manes make me want to pet them! Must resist, don't like claws.
HerCinna_mon227: obvlivion gaets!!!1! demons e/where gotta hide
HerCinna_mon227: Oblivion crisis over! City saved by Hero of Kvatch! He's so dreamy.
HerCinna_mon227: Chatted w/Elisa Pierrane about goblins. Hope I never see another one!

 

[Scunner]

Peppy

@StarFox: Do a barrel roll!

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Peppy

@StarFox: Do a barrel roll!

Ya know, I'm almost shocked that this wasn't post #1

 

[LockandKey]

Riku Kingdom hearts2:

It's lonely in the real of darkness, very dark...

Mickey is actting strange ever since we talked about boats

Mickey
@Riku So there was the age where we couldn't talk and everyone was colorblind

Riku

I'm getting lonely since the mouse left

Its been a while since I had Kairi's body to play with, haha thats something that Sora cant do before me

Sora @Riku WTF asshole

Kairi @Riku I knew it, it felt wiered when I touched myslef
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MasterChief
The arbitter smelled nice today

Had dreams of Cortana

Arbiter
The Chief scares me
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Any custom character I have ever made

Why me cant some NPC save the world

 

[Twilight_guy]

TF2 Heavy: Pushed little cart today and killed many men. Doctor left but, then came back later.

Spy: Killed a medic today. Heavy is next.

Engineer: *Text has been sapped* SPY SAPPIN' MY TWITTER!!

 

[c0ld3r]

The Left 4 Dead characters:
our helicopter crashed. again.

 

[SquirrelPants]

You guys have no idea how much effort it took to spell this badly...

Zoey712: lol smoker tounge raep #raep
Zoey712: i totally don't have a crush on @louis ^^
Zoey712: @bill i wuz scouting ahead. i think there mite me a big building 2 climb, lol
Zoey712: fuc u @francis! stop shooting me!
Zoey712: lol @francis wuz down by the tank, so i shawt him w/ a sniper
Zoey712: stfu @bill i didnt kill him
Zoey712: hunter squeezd my boobs o.o
Zoey712: @bill @louis guise smokers got me halp gawd #saveme
Zoey712: #dead

 

[amazinglettera]

From RE5.

ChrisMan44: Just found a zebra suit. Zombies won't suspect a zebra.

 

[AkJay]

Left4deadBill: "For the last fucking time guys, i said LIGHTS OFF!"

Cod4Man: "Our UAV is online!"

3Dog: "Yo guys check out the new albums only at GalaxyNews"

 

[amazinglettera]

From Prince of Persia.

PrinceDawg08: Elika just farted more grass seeds.
PrinceDawg08: Been through entire kingdom. Still can't find a bathroom.
PrinceDawg08: This chick in pink talks...a lot.
PrinceDawg08: Elika died. I'm gonna go get me some T-Bell.

From Shadow of Collosus.

GiantKiller12: Just arrived in forbidden land.
GiantKiller12: Damn! That thing is big! She isn't worth this.
GiantKiller12: Wow, I sure do swing my arms a lot when I run.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Francis: I hate stairs.
Francis: I hate hospitals.
Francis: I hate small towns.
Francis: I hate the water.
Francis: I hate planes.
Francis: I hate Twitter.

Louis

Pills here

 

[bodyklok]

Kratos;

I AM THE GOD OF WARRRR BLOOD BLLOD BLOOD PAIN REVENGE ARRRRGHGHGH *Times 50*

 

[Mumorpuger]

Navi

@Link: HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK!

Edit: 100th post!

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Quake Marine
HRR!

Quake Marine
ARRRGH

Quake Marine
HUUH!

Quake Marine
HRR HRR

Quake Marine
ARRRGH

Quake Marine
BLARGH I'M DEAD

 

[SimuLord]

Zelda2NPC: I AM ERROR.

Z2GenNPC: IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE FIRE.

Link: Of course it's dangerous to go alone! Thx 4 the sword, Cpt. Obvious!

Cap2Character: Richer than the top 100 combined. Still can't cover Obama's deficit.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Demoman:
Getting drunk on whiskey, making pipe bombs. TXT me if anyone feels like pushing the cart today...

Heavy:
Getting drunk on vodka, cleaning Sasha. TXT me if anyone feels like ubering me today...

Scout:
Getting drunk on Bonk!, running laps around the fort. TXT me if anyone feels like playing catch today...

Pyro:
Hmmmm mmm hmm mmmnnmmmmm..... MHMM mm hmm hhmmmmmnnnhhh mmh hmmmmhhhnnnhhhhmm.....

Medic:
I'm making cup-cakes for my Heavy! Danke Shoen, la-laa...

Soldier:
Killing every living thing I can find, getting drunk on blood... MAGGOTS

Engie:
Building a ship in a bottle, getting drunk trying to find the right bottle...

Sniper
Hunting water buffalo, getting drunk on my own Jarate...

Spy
I certainly am NOT hacking Medic's twitter account... Gentlemen...

 

[Fenring]

All the Pokémon have Twitters. I'm not joking.

 

[atv_chic_18]

Duke Nukem: It's time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum

James Bond: Another new gun and car. Jay Leno wishes he had my car collection.

Crash Bandicoot: Got ran over by a boulder...Again...

Duke Nukem: Life is like a box of ammo.

Donkey Kong: Got tired from throwing barrels all day long...

Nemesis: STTTTTAAAAAAARRRRRSSSSSS!

yeah that's about all I got right now.

 

[Rhayn]

I don't have a Twitter, but this can't be too hard.

Super Mutant Brute

Me wish me had big gun. Like behemoth guy. Me wants.

Saw stoopid hooman today. We killeded it big time.

Me had to think today. Think hurt! Stoopid hoomans, gotta get big gun and KILL!!