If game characters used Twitter.

[TheTygerfire]

Prince of Persia

Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again
Sandz0fTyme (12:50): Died on spike trap, trying again

 

[Inverse Skies]

Dante from DMC4:
I swear I saw a wussier clone of me earlier today...

Yoshi:
Yuppity Yuppity Yaboo!

Master Chief:
Still... can't... get out of... suit...

 

[DM.]

Gyarados: SO HAVE BEEN LISTENIN 2 U GUYS AND I WENT TO AN ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS. TAUROS WAS THERE SO WE JUST DECIDED TO BAIL AND SMASHED SOME SHIT UP

Jack Cayman: Just killed frank, Why can't people come up with original names?

Zoey from l4d: @Bill WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME FROM THE SMOKER? YOU JUST WATCHED WITH LOUIS AND FRANCIS.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Niko Bellic
Today I went to see beeg american teetee's!

Pikachu
PIKA PIKA !

 

[DM.]

Tank from l4d: I wonder if people know I'm actually Chris Redfield.

 

[SimuLord]

KingCosmos: @Prince What is this? So small, so weak. We are not happy.

 

[Ramthundar]

Witch from L4D: Another group just walked into me. Why can't people just leave me alone? Arn't the bloody bodies enough!
Tank was totally hitting on me today. Gawd, he's such a meat-head.

Gordon Freeman: ...Nother @#$% physics puzzle....

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Naruto_Ramen: Believe IT.
Believe IT.

 

[matsugawa]

Umm... What's Twitter?

Twitter's kind of hard to describe. Most people will tell you that Twitter is what happens when you take the Status Message section of Facebook, and build a whole website out of it. But if that's still a bit vague, it's basically the world's most meat-and-potatoes 'blogging service. You submit entries just like anywhere else, only you're limited to 160 characters, and submit primarily from your mobile phone as a text message.

 

[Scunner]

DeadRisingZombie53594: Hey, where'd everyone else go?

GordonFreeman: Going to be helping out with a big experiment today. Hope I don't get stuck with a menial task like last time.

 

[Bibliomancer]

Fox@Slippy
Slippy watch out! Bogey on your tail!

 

[PirateKing]

Samus Aran: Just lost my powers again. Shit.

Dante: This party's gettin' crazy!

 

[Cairo]

Megaman: Worried I'm leeching off people. Upside, can now make tornadoes.

 

[TheRockNRolla]

Spartan: Downloaded Mythic Map pack LOL!
Spartan: I hate shotty/snipers...
Spartan: Playing Team BR's on Orbital, AGAIN!
Spartan: FUCK YOU ASSEMBLY SKULL! WHY ARE YOU SO FAR OUT OF THE BOUNDARIES!? GOD DAMN GUARDIANS!

 

[Delicious]

SSBBKirby: Hiiiiiii!!!

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Princess Peach: Sleeping around in different castles, I hope Mario isn't looking for me.

Kratos: Just ripped someone in half... Probably Zeus's fault.

Otacon: Naomi *sob* Why Naomi why? *sob*

 

[atol]

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