If God was an MMO developer

[tkioz]

If God was an MMO developer what would his patch notes look like?

Release Notes: August 6th 2010
General
[ul]
[li]Slight inconsistencies in the user-manual (aka the bible) have been fixed[/li]
[li]Fixed bug that caused players to occasionally have their intellect reduced by 50 and join the Westboro Baptist Church(Zen)[/li]
[li]Fixed bug that caused the faces of certain developers to appear in unintended locations.(Zen)[/li]
[li]Fixed bug which caused the spell "Sign of the Cross" to improperly report to the player +10 Communication instead of +10 Insanity (Zen)[/li]
[li][/li]
[/ul]

UI
[ul]
[li]Fixed a bug causing people to mistake the debuff "insanity" for the buff "divinely inspired".[/li]
[li]Issue resolved that caused players to see a white light before their corpse was transported to the nearest graveyard.[/li]
[li][/li]
[li][/li]
[/ul]


Gameplay Tweaks
[ul]
[li]Player characters must now pray daily, or their character will incur the 'Unfounded Fear of Hell' perk(Woodsey)[/li]
[li][/li]
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[/ul]

Items
[ul]
[li]Purity rings now grant users an addition +10 Blind Faith (Up from +5).(Zen)[/li]
[li][/li]
[li][/li]
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[/ul]

Class Tweaks
Politician
[ul]
[li]Diminishing Returns on ability "Lie through the teeth" have been increased, reducing its effectiveness. This is due to player complaints and balance issues.(Angerwing)[/li]
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[/ul]


Known Bugs / ToDo List
[ul]
[li]Servers need work - The Rwanda and Darfur ones are atrocious.(MiserableOldGit)[/li]
[li][/li]
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That's all I can think of now, add your own and I'll update this.

[big]Please note this is just in fun, hell I consider myself a Christian and I don't consider it offensive.[/big]

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Servers need work - The Rwanda and Darfur ones are atrocious.
Big event on Iraq server succesful(ish). Not as good as the BIG one on the french server.

 

[The Cheezy One]

haha
is this from His or our point of view?
and this should either be gaming or religion forums

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

August 5th 2010: more then a million accounts(people) have been banned, for violating rule 13

 

[Woodsey]

Gameplay Tweaks

- Player characters must now pray daily, or their character will incur the 'Unfounded Fear of Hell' perk.

 

[tkioz]

haha
is this from His or our point of view?
and this should either be gaming or religion forums

I'm going with his, and for the choice of forums it's pretty scatter shot, so I chose OT for it.

 

[MindBullets]

Balance issues:

"Nerd" character class underpowered during early levels. Does not reflect usefulness of abilities in later levels.

 

[Rarhnor]

Life is my favorite MMO.

It still sucks, though.

 

[Angerwing]

Class: Politician.
- Diminishing Returns on ability "Lie through the teeth" have been increased, reducing its effectiveness. This is due to player complaints and balance issues.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Profession: Actor/Actress
-Fixed so that even noobs can get them. Still requires a High Roll for Success and a High Roll for becoming one however.

 

[Dana22]

-More Live Events similar to Noahs Ark and Burning Bush from the Old Testament expansion.

 

[Zem]

Items

-Purity rings now grant users an addition +10 Blind Faith (Up from +5).

Bugs

-Fixed bug that caused players to occasionally have their intellect reduced by 50 and join the Westboro Baptist Church.

-Fixed bug that caused the faces of certain developers to appear in unintended locations.

Spoiler: example

Abilities

-Fixed bug which caused the spell "Sign of the Cross" to improperly report to the player +10 Communication instead of +10 Insanity.

Misc.

-Issue resolved that caused players to see a white light before their corpse was transported to the nearest graveyard.

 

[Wardnath]

Bugs

- Fixed bug that caused the equation of 0^0 to have a result of 1.

amidoinitrite?

 

[Rakkana]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Slight inconsistencies in the user-manual (aka the bible) have been fixed[/li]

If this were proven people would stop reading the bible. Most people claim it could have inconsistencies but on these occasions it can be looked at in different ways and because we can't be sure what he was on about for sure we can't claim the bible conflicts with itself(nor can we claim it doesn't.) OR on these occasions the rules have changed, old testament and new testament came with different rules. When the new testament began the get the rules we have today, the old testament is only to be used as a reference and moral guide.

Gameplay Tweaks

[li]Player characters must now pray daily, or their character will incur the 'Unfounded Fear of Hell' perk(Woodsey)[/li]

Praying has nothing to do with going to heaven or hell...

[li]Diminishing Returns on ability "Lie through the teeth" have been increased, reducing its effectiveness. This is due to player complaints and balance issues.(Angerwing)[/li]

This is clearly a cheap shot.

[big]Please note this is just in fun, hell I consider myself a Christian and I don't consider it offensive.[/big]

I won't take offense when you get your facts right. And calling yourself a christian? Just saying, look up "cheap grace."

 

[tkioz]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Actually what I meant about the bible was clearing up a few things like for example "Thou Shalt Not Kill... For Any Reason Other then Self Defence... Ever... No More Holy Wars You Twits"... and funny doesn't have anything to do with accuracy.

Oh and btw half the things you quoted weren't mine, note the (name) at the end?

 

[PurpleSky]

Updated Stars info,now they can be 250 times bigger than the Sun, instead of 150 times like players used to see.

 

[Rakkana]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Actually what I meant about the bible was clearing up a few things like for example "Thou Shalt Not Kill... For Any Reason Other then Self Defence... Ever... No More Holy Wars You Twits"... and funny doesn't have anything to do with accuracy.

Oh and btw half the things you quoted weren't mine, note the (name) at the end?

Funny how nothing you said really changes anything.

Thou shall not kill isn't an inconsistency in the bible. It's a sin end of, what Christians do doesn't change the meaning or the message of the bible.

If it's supposed to be funny then get your facts right and I'll laugh. I have a sense of humor to the topic but I really hate it when people get facts wrong or they misinterpret them on purpose.

 

[imnot]

known bug
found sound glitch on player :Justin BIeber, cant be bothered to fix.

 

[TheComedown]

I can't help but feel this is in poor taste. Most things don't annoy me when it comes to people harming Christianity but whats annoying has to be when people get their facts wrong.

Actually what I meant about the bible was clearing up a few things like for example "Thou Shalt Not Kill... For Any Reason Other then Self Defence... Ever... No More Holy Wars You Twits"... and funny doesn't have anything to do with accuracy.

Oh and btw half the things you quoted weren't mine, note the (name) at the end?

I agree with Rakkana on this on, it does seem to be in very poor taste. And you call yourself a christian (I am not btw) and are happy to post stuff suggesting that believing in the bible and crossing yourself gains you "insanity points"? You must have a messed up definition of christian or something. Also saying "no its ok i can say this cause I'm a christian" really doesn't make it ok at all especially when your apparent views on Christianity contradict what the common views of actual Christians are.

 

[Alandoril]

Community notice:
Various players from the guild widely known as 'Men of the Cloth' have been banned for violations of the EULA...and children.

GUI:
Fixed a bug that allowed some high level players to duplicate items by exploiting issues with the global cooldown between uses of the 'Miracle' skill.