If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Arbitrary Cidin]

"Hnngh, hyaa! Hup, huh!"

 

[waterhazard]

"The Game"

Spoiler

 

[kalakashi]

"Yeah I did a lot of paintballing in my youth"

 

[bladax]

"Not again..."

 

[Kukakkau]

"Alyx shut up and stop following me around unless we're actually going to do something"

Get so tired of her go all the way around this door crap and her going "Oh Gordon!" "Gordon! thank god!" all the dam time. Stereotypical female sidekick - useless cardboard cut-out and is automatically attracted to the players character... who can't talk

 

[RJ Dalton]

"Damn, this suit is itchy."

 

[tyranuus]

"Ahhhh....fuck."
or the ever popular
"Why me??"

 

[credop]

*farts* "ohh man ive been holding that in for a looong time... yeah".

 

[PrototypeC]

"This is my crowbar; there are many like it, but this one is mine."

The end of episode three. The G-Man appears before him, about to put him in stasis again.
Freeman just says,

"No."

"Fuck! I forgot to reload"

"Now, about that beer you owed me..."

"Alyx, will you marry me?"

Top 5. I couldn't possibly come up with any better myself!

 

[Pills_Here]

"I bought my degree online and nobody noticed"

 

[Rahheemme]

Alyx: Gordon! How did you manage to survive against the Big Bad of this expansion pack!?

Gordon: It's simple. (Takes off glasses and zoom into face) I blinded him with Science.

*Walks off*
*Roll credits*

 

[Motakikurushi]

"Well, I got nothing..."

 

[CrysisMcGee]

"See the Beard? Why do you think I'm still alive?"

"They promised me Bacon!"

"Duke Nukem, Eat your Heart out."

 

[Ubermetalhed]

He'd say... 'go play system shock 2 instead'

 

[Treblaine]

"Gyaaaa, mayvin glayvin!"

 

[mechanixis]

"Give. Me. A crowbar."

 

[Nex-Falx]

Really, A crowbar?

 

[waterhazard]

"ohh, not again...". That will happend in Ep 3 after the screen fade out and the letters "To Be Continued" appear.

If this happens I'm sure there will be a mass suicide on valve's front doors

 

[.Warheart]

" Where's the shower? "

I guess you'd smell kinda bad after killing loads of aliens in a suit you never take off.

 

[Khujager]

"This experience will look so good on my resume when I apply to CERN."