"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

[Sigma Van Lockheart]

"If I don't make this tell the noobs to stop camping i swear if i get spawn killed one more time."

 

[Section Crow]

if i don't make it, tell the people I WAS THERE GOD

here's hoping the 'people' actually have a god...

 

[happysock]

If I don't make it out of this alive tell my tortoise to run for his life!!!

 

[Seydaman]

If I don't make it out alive....tell my parents I love them, then tell them the story.

I'm so damn serious.

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

"If I don't make this out alive...Tell my parents I always hated them."

 

[Reishadowen]

"...At least I have chicken."

Then run in screaming "LEEROOOOOOOYYYY, JEEEEEENNKIIIIIIIIINS!!"

 

[Alex Cowan]

If I don't make it out of this alive, tell my wife that e^i(pi)=-1. I don't know why, it's just coo-

/life

 

[JMeganSnow]

" . . . no one."

Dead in a cavern. Embarrassing.

 

[Adiona]

"If I don't make this out alive...have a pie while you die watching my eye as I cry.

Random even for me o.o

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"If I don't make it out of this alive, tell...

...them that there was a rock fall.

...them that I angered the Gazebo.

...George Lucas that he's a terrible person.

...the Escapist that Halo is better than Half Life.

...them, ME GUSTA!

...everyone that they lost the game.

...God that this encounter is imbalanced. Demonic entities need a nerf, imo."

Then I pull a troll face, and dive into the final battle.

 

[AgentNein]

Tell my ex girlfriend Alicia that I loved her, and I hope she's happy. For inadvertently putting me in a situation to get killed. BECAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN THIS SITUATION IF YOU DIDN'T BREAK MY HEART. ALRIGHT I'VE SAID MY PIECE KILL ME LIONS!

 

[Jedoro]

"...tell them I died trying."

 

[DatCracker]

"If I don't make it, tell my mom.... to pick up milk from the store."

or

"If I don't make it, tell my sister... That she doesn't get my laptop."

or

"If I don't make it, tell my family... to not open the folder on my laptop labeled S&M, I swear to God."

 

[That's Funny]

"If I don't make it out of here alive, I want to you to kill yourself, since I don't think you could live without me."

 

[TheRookie8]

"If I don't make it out alive...tell the next knucklehead not to be so stubborn and just run."

(1 hour later)

"If I don't make it out alive...tell the next knucklehead not to be so stubborn and just run."

(repeat this for endless, pointless death)

 

[Dash-X]

"If I don't make it out of here alive... It's all your fault."

 

[Christian Lerche]

"to keep mah savegames on my pc for my kids to play... Oh.. And rememb-" Dead

 

[Gitty101]

"If I don't make this, tell my Sister, to stay out of my feckin' room!"