"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

[Irony's Acolyte]

"...tell my wife I said... hello."

Okay, okay, I'm not married, and that was a reference...

"... them that I have no strong feelings about this post one way or the other."

"... them I said something cool."

"... Alana that I said... fuck you *****." (Substitute any name in there and "*****" with "asshole" if the person is male. Preferably this would be for someone who liked me alot, but I don't like in return.)

"... them something that breaks their expectations." (Going meta, all right...)

 

[Loki Cain]

If i don't make it out alive... delete... my internet history.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

If I don't make it... Tell them I made it.

Spoiler

 

[vrbtny]

If I don't make it out of this alive, tell Bobby Kotick to go jump into a pool of broken glass penis first.

<<Thank you, see avatar <<

"If I don't make it out alive tell Valve to get episode 3 completed for my funeral, and place a copy of the Collectors edition in my coffin with me.... oh, and play the title music as my funeral music as well."

 

[Death God]

"If I don't make this out alive, tell... the world, 'He died like a man'!"
If I'm doing something that I may not make it out alive, I probably would be freaking like a baby and I don't want the world to know I died crying and scared for my life rather than thinking of others.

 

[Magicmad5511]

If I don't make it tell

Spoiler: Insert enemy here

The entire population who enjoys Justin Bieber

he'll be seeing me the next time he gets in his car.

 

[Dawns Gate]

If I don't make it, tell them.....KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Subwayeatn]

If i don't make it out alive... tell everyone it's THEIR fault.

That'll show 'em.

 

[New York Patrick]

"If I don't make it, tell others what you have seen here..."

I would then proceed to run into the cavern/dungeon/wreckage/fray/arena/horde of orcs, dual wielding Drum-Barreled Thompson Submachine Guns, roaring with a bloodcurtling laughter at the top of my lungs. Reguardless of whether or not I died, this would be the last the world would ever see of me.

 

[Queltherio]

If I don't make this out alive ... it's your fault.

 

[Subwayeatn]

"If I don't make it out of here alive... It's all your fault."

Damn it ninja'd

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

"If I don't make this out alive tell no one about tonight. Let's dance, but tell no one about tonight."

 

[diebane]

"If I don't make it out alive hold my body and tilt your head to the sky, screaming in anger and pain "WHHHYYYYYYYY?!"

"If I don't make it out alive I died in there"

mfG diebane

 

[emeraldrafael]

" ... " Tell the Order, the bard has become the King.

... it means alot to a few.

 

[Sir Boss]

If i don't make it tell them... warglebargle... they'll know that it means

 

[Dingo John]

"If I don't make it back... Tell my ex-girlfriend that if she shows up at my funeral, I'll haunt her bathrooms for eternity. And enjoy it !"

Or

"If I die out there... Tell everyone how awesome it looked!"

 

[mento 2425]

If I don't make it, post a comment on youtube that I'll kill them that night if they don't copy and paste this to 10 videos.

 

[Sikratua]

Well, except for the "wife" part. I'm single and lonely.

 

[staika]

"If I don't make it out of here... Wait I don't have any friends, no one will care if I die "