"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

[pyrosaw]

"...my girlfriend I poked holes in the condom." I have a son, I could have a sequel.

 

[GreyKnight3445]

"If I don't make it out alive tell them I had serious fetishes for the colour black and crying men."

My funeral would be awkward.

somehow I dont think you`re kidding.

 

[DatCracker]

"If I don't make it, tell my family... to not open the folder on my laptop labeled S&M, I swear to God."

Holy shit, is that actually your fetish or something like that?

It was an example XD

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

"call jesus, he owes me one"

what can i say, i'm always come prepared and i own at pictionary.

 

[artanis_neravar]

"...tell my wife I said... hello."

Okay, okay, I'm not married, and that was a reference...

Futurama?
Tell my wife.....her sister was better in bed
Tell my wife....I didn't get a chance to call of the hit
tell my family don't go in the basement

 

[Zakarath]

"If I don't make it out alive... Wait, what am I saying? Of course I'll make it out alive. Nothing can stand against me and live."

 

[ReinofFire]

"If I don't make it out alive... give a random stranger my sword and tell him 'it's dangerous to go alone'then send him out by himself"

"If I don't make it out alive... tell Cloud to just use a pheonix down dammit"

"If I don't make it out alive... tell the villagers to run away cause I'm coming back as a F**king ZOMBIE BIATCH!!!!!"

I like my first one.

 

[Golden potatoe]

"If I don't make it out alive, tell Sony..... I hacked PSN!.... But also, that no online is still better than the Wii's online! and tell Jenny that I didn't spill the mayo from my chicken sandwhich, the condom just broke. Lol." Then I draw out my sword, look up at what lies ahead of me and yell, This sh** is fuc**ng scary! I'm going home. Thus ends the greatest adventure ever!

 

[JohnnyCakes]

"them I think they all suck."

To those who know me, I think it'd be comforting to know that I died as I lived; a total prick.

 

[WorldCritic]

"Tell them that this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

 

[JasonBurnout16]

"If I don't make it out of here alive... remember I buried the 1 million pounds under the..." /dies.

~ Messing with people even after I'm gone ^^

 

[Macgyvercas]

If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello".

Neutral Leader during a beige alert FTW!

 

[Klarinette]

"...tell Jeff I love him."

Failing that, "Tell them my will is in the back of the black book on my shelf." That should cover it.

Angsty Klarinette is currently angsty.

 

[DevilWolf47]

If i don't make it out, tell my girlfriend i took Dick Cheney down with me.

 

[deserteagleeye]

"...tell my wife I said... hello."

Okay, okay, I'm not married, and that was a reference...

I GET IT!........OH, NOW I GET IT!
"tell everyone I cured cancer, but Bieber shoved the cure up his hoo-ha.
and "tell my cousin to delete my history."

 

[Radoh]

If I don't make it out of this alive, tell The Escapist I said "hello, and goodbye."

 

[Vulg]

"If I don't make it, tell my Comrade...if you were with me here, I might have lived, my death is on your hands, live with it...you know, cause I can't, cause your neglect killed me"

She'd appreciate the awkward wording all the more!

 

[Frosted89]

If I don't make it, tell my friends and family that they can save a bunch of money on their car insurance by switching to Geico. I'm sure they would appreciate that.

 

[Dalek Caan]

"tell my friends to unlock all the achievements in Skyrim, ME3, Halo CE and Halo 4""

 

[WanderingFool]

If I dont make it out, than fuck you! You should have gone in first...