"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

[mexicola]

...tell my dad he lost The Game.

 

[Pvt Dylan]

"..My mom I stole 20 bucks from her wallet."

I've said that ever since second grade.

 

[Android2137]

If I don't make it, I just want to say... I hate you all. You all suck. (this is only if I'm already dying)

If I don't make it, tell... my murderer... that I'll see to it that he never sleeps AGAIN!

...Strange. And I always considered me a nice person... Am I in a bad mood today?

 

[Wicky_42]

"If I don't make it out alive tell them I had serious fetishes for the colour black and crying men."

My funeral would be awkward.

Did you mean that to go so well with your avatar? lol...

"I'm their last hope," they said. "The 'Chosen One', destined to rid the world of evil" and all that good stuff. If I don't make it outta there, kindly tell them they're all fucked - and that they're assholes for setting me up with this.

 

[MetroidNut]

"...tell my wife I said... hello."

Okay, okay, I'm not married, and that was a reference...

How disgustingly neutral of you.

You also ninja'd me BUT THAT'S OKAY! "Tell my girlfriend I said goodbye." With luck, the poor bastard I was talking to will forever be haunted by his neverending search for my nonexistent girlfriend!

Spoiler

god i'm pathetic

 

[open trap]

Serious ones: If i dont make it out alive, tell sam i love her. If i dont make it out alive, tell john he was the best friend i ever had.
Not serious ones: If i dont make it out alive, tell no one. If i dont make it out alive, make my parents understand why i watch My Little Ponies.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

"Tell my tale to those who asked. The good and the bad, and let history be the judge. I can fade now into the darkness, with out regret"

 

[The Apothecarry]

If I don't make it out alive...I just forgot what I was going to say.

 

[Ithera]

Tell Jack he still owes me 2.50$.

 

[Krinku]

If I don't make it out alive, get Sax guy to play at my funeral.

 

[spookydom]

"Tell my mother it was me who ate the chicken!"

 

[Drake666]

yourself it should have been you...

 

[Donbett1974]

add more porn to my collection. I do have a reputation.

 

[tthor]

"If I don't make it, tell your wife that I love her."

or

"If I don't make it, tell them that the antidote is in the.. in the.."*dies*

 

[kannibus]

If I don't make it out of this alive tell... the bad guy that his wife only gave second rate head.

 

[Gamebrother1337]

"If I don't make it, tell my wife... I was having an affair."

 

[The Night Shade]

"If I don't make it, tell my wife she's a nagging witch"

 

[OldGus]

Tell my ex girlfriend Alicia that I loved her, and I hope she's happy. For inadvertently putting me in a situation to get killed. BECAUSE I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN THIS SITUATION IF YOU DIDN'T BREAK MY HEART. ALRIGHT I'VE SAID MY PIECE KILL ME LIONS!

I...um... actually know the feeling very well.
"If I don't come out of here, tell everyone that my radio broke and they haven't waited long enough, because I'm still not giving up. Seriously. Nine for ten, I'll probably be somewhere out there surviving on my wits and trying to find a way back."
If I'm not dead, then this statement is very true, and if I am dead, then at least some people won't give up hope.
Also...
"If I don't make it out of here alive, tell yourself to either run faster, or fight harder."

"If I don't make it out of here, tell them that they should have played Wackity Sax."

 

[Dukenstein]

"If I don't make it, tell my mama....-cough- tell my mama..that she's a *****." -dies-