If I was the Leader of a Gang...

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CincoDeMayo

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If there are no other alternatives (like moving or something), I would probably make a full strategy (yes, I'm a strategy nut) and systematically get rid of every gang one at a time, while trying to keep tabs on what the other gangs are doing. My gang would probably work like the Boondock Saints, dishing out justice in a stylish fashion. Although, I would prioritize getting rid of the gangs without killing anyone, using fear instead to gain control. Of course, we would have to set some examples from time to time, just to keep the gangs from massing up again.

Clothes? Boondock Saints style, of course!

Weapons? Whatever seems the most appropriate, nothing too fancy but rather something that gives a professional feel to it, like silenced 9 mm guns.

This made me enthusiastic, I'm gonna write a full strategy using a scenario from a movie or something, could be fun.
 

Jark212

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We'd have a military structure and members are promoted according to skill and experience. We'd run protection rackets for the community as well as supplying heavy armed guards and dealing in guns. The uniform would be military utility uniforms, body armor, and Greatcoats, our colors will be Urban Camouflage. We'd have an Underground bunker as our HQ, and we will cut deals with the cops and Feds so we'll keep the crime rate down and wipe out other gangs while the Feds and Cops will look the other way when were doing business. We prefer not to use violence so we have job openings for Negotiators and prefer to recruit intelligent individuals who can take orders over street thugs and middle-school dropouts...

We will run our own bootcamp...
 

cheese_wizington

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I'd do it like Point Break with the Ex-Presidents, but instead of Presidents we'd all be Lyndsey Lohan at different times in her life, and instead of surfing we did shots of grain alcohol on top of Big Ben.

A man can dream.
 

sunburst

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My gang would dress like Mounties, ride around on horseback and wreck everything we came across in a very polite manner. Sorry.
 

King Crab

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I'd get half my gang to dress up as police men with giant cutlery, and the other half to wear crab suits and lobster outfits, then have them run through peoples houses stealing all the shit they could whilst being chased by the cops with giant forks and knives and the like. Oh, I'd have to have them all be shouting Sinatra's 'I did it my way'.

Then, after like a month of this, when everyone has moved out and property prices have plummeted I'd buy up all the houses and business, demolish them all and construct an exact replica of the Eiffel tower, only surrounded by lava.

yeah, that seems about right.
 

De Ronneman

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It's so easy. As a leader of a gang, create a pact with other gangleaders. Don't fight, don't meddle in eachothers business, and concentrate on our common enemy: the Police.

As a name: The Connected. Sign: own gangsign, but as a sign of the Connected: a black metal bracelet with a white C.

The leaders will no longer fear anything else than the police, concentrate on getting rich, no violence between gangs, so less gangrelated shootings.

Sounds good. For the Connected that is. Imagine a town being controled by one, powerfull gang.

I ceriously never understood why that never happened before, it seems logical to me...
 

TheSentinel

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Each member of the gang shall be dressed in Priest garb.

Each member of the gang shall carry this pistol.


Each member of the gang shall recite appropriate Bible versus while engaged in combat against other gangs.

That is all.
 

HeySeansOnline

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De Ronneman said:
It's so easy. As a leader of a gang, create a pact with other gangleaders. Don't fight, don't meddle in eachothers business, and concentrate on our common enemy: the Police.

As a name: The Connected. Sign: own gangsign, but as a sign of the Connected: a black metal bracelet with a white C.

The leaders will no longer fear anything else than the police, concentrate on getting rich, no violence between gangs, so less gangrelated shootings.

Sounds good. For the Connected that is. Imagine a town being controled by one, powerfull gang.

I ceriously never understood why that never happened before, it seems logical to me...
I can dig it.

Anyway my gang can wear whatever they want, sans one of those kickass black jackets like angel had, and everybody carries replica swords.
 

Enemy Of The State

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Rakkana said:
We'd focus on building killer robots. If they capture the enemy they will rape them with napalm semen.

Yup.
Hawt.

OT: We would fight as a team, TF2 style. Scouts, Heavies, everyone cosplays and gets weapons.
 

Nouw

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I'd dress up my entire gang with suits. They'd all wear Army Of Two style masks that are bullet-proof. Their suits will be bullet-proof too. They will have hidden knives under their wrist and will always have a silenced gun on them. We will practice Zazen often.

We will be called the "Sons Of Blood"
 

Communist partisan

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Equipt'em all whith flamethrowers gasmasks fireproof clothes and nazi helmets yust for the lulz and let them burn the criminals out and than they are all dead everybody disaphear
 

Doclector

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See, killings will only get rid of a few of the many criminals. And they attract police attention. The real vigilante weapon is fear. You kill a few. Make sure it looked unpleasant. Mutilate the bodies as much as possible. Make one of the first someone reputed for their fighting expertise, as to prevent people thinking they can take on the gang. My gang would wear dark clothing, all hoods, with masks plain black underneath, constantly smiling. Their weapons of choice would be machetes. They would also wear bulletproof jackets, lined with fake blood packets. THe reason being, if someone is shot, maybe even by someone planted in the targeted gang, it would start to spread rumours. One survivor of an attack frantically recalls to his buddies that he shot one of "them" in the chest and "it" just kept coming, so on. The gang would have whatever name the victims gave. Within weeks, crime comes down, with few actually killed. The threat of being attacked my supposedly unstoppable avengers is enough.
 

AssCut4U

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Need Real Gang Advice? Check Out The Untouchables... They still show quite a few of these Old TV Series on U Tube... As far as Gang Life Goes, Most of these Guns Of Destruction are Ghost Of Darkness Now... So thats what I would probably end up Naming My Gang... See You In Heven G.O.D. Get My Drift?