If I Were _____ I Would _____

[Biosophilogical]

If I were Pikachu I would zap my enemies for kicks and giggles

 

[The_Chief]

if i was here on the 18th it would be the happiest day of my life.

 

[Fraught]

If I were Dumbledore I would have used magic to fly away, not die, that weak bastard.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If I were at the bottom of the sea I would get eaten by the worms/and weird fishes.
Cookie for who ever gets the reference.

Ooh! Ooh! Radiohead! Arpeggi!

Here, have this cookie.
If i wanted to live a quiet life i would take a handshake of carbon monoxide.

Erm... no idea, obscure reference is too obscure...

No surprises.
If I were typhlosion I would set the world on fire.

 

[TheDoctor455]

If I were Yahtzee, I would have reviewed Mass Effect and Overlord 2 more favorably.

 

[NeoAC]

If I were a lumberjack, I would be incredibly more manly then I am now.

 

[Kojii Doom]

If I was Dead, I would invest in EA.

 

[Crescent Sun]

If I were gay I would tell you the truth that you are just not attractive. ;P

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

If I were a penguin I would Rock Your Shit.

 

[jonnywarlock]

If I were Cyclonus, I'd get rid of that psychopath Galvatron and take up leadership of the Decepticons.