If I Were _____ I Would _____

[NeutralMunchHotel]

If I were at the bottom of the sea I would get eaten by the worms/and weird fishes.
Cookie for who ever gets the reference.

Ooh! Ooh! Radiohead! Arpeggi!

 

[DigitalSushi]

If you were anybody in the world, who would you be and what would you choose?

If I were Gordon Brown, I would leave. Quickly.

What would you do though?

if I were NeonBob I would Nuke the Whales.

 

[Sark]

If I were Russian I would ride bear cavalry

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

I was a girl I would totally let guys watch me with other girls

 

[Ossum]

If I were a leprechaun I would be a rich cereal manufacturer.

 

[garjian]

if i was concentrating i would have come up with a better responce...

i dont like talking about being other stuff even hyperthetically lol... considering im most of the things that cancel stuff... like im bi so i cant say 'if i were gay... OH!

if i were Rita Mordio i would so make you hurt! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! i am so gonna make you Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! Blah blah blah VIOLENT! and so on...

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

If I was a man with an apple, I would be a man with an apple.

If I were a fork I would make people very angry, also I would tell the truth.

If I could reincarnate, I would come back as a butterfly.

If I could Shoop Da Whoop, I would be FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!!

Oh God, make it stop!

 

[ThePirateMan]

If I were an actual pirate I would be dead.
The end.

 

[Vrex360]

If I were a sangheili I would go over to my friend Paul's place and shoot him in the legs with my plasma rifle and make him beg like a little girl at the hands of my energy sword... hah teach him to diss the aliens.

 

[walkingdead127]

If I were Dead I would sell merch and make millions.

 

[traceur_]

If I were a pimp I would pimp-hand all yo' asses and make you have sex with lonely people for money and give me 50%.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If I were at the bottom of the sea I would get eaten by the worms/and weird fishes.
Cookie for who ever gets the reference.

Ooh! Ooh! Radiohead! Arpeggi!

Here, have this cookie.
If i wanted to live a quiet life i would take a handshake of carbon monoxide.

 

[KaiRai]

If I were a French soldier I would grow some testicles

 

[Kuchinawa212]

If I was a Space Marine I would wear cool armor, have a big gun, and kill in the name of the emperor

 

[MrShadowzs]

If i were a girl I would Touch myself (just being honest)

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

If I were at the bottom of the sea I would get eaten by the worms/and weird fishes.
Cookie for who ever gets the reference.

Ooh! Ooh! Radiohead! Arpeggi!

Here, have this cookie.
If i wanted to live a quiet life i would take a handshake of carbon monoxide.

Erm... no idea, obscure reference is too obscure...

If I didn't know any better I'd say Gilbert Munch saw Spicks & Specks last Wednesday. ~~~~

Well I didn't, so HAH! What is Spicks and Specks, may I enquire?

 

[Squeakems]

If I were a cave creature, I would be pale(er)

 

[DeathArtist]

if i were willing, i'd post something good.