If I Were _____ I Would _____

[NeutralMunchHotel]

If you were anybody in the world, who would you be and what would you choose?

If I were Gordon Brown, I would leave. Quickly.

What would you do though?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

If I Were Michael Jackson I would Make another Thriller Right NOW!

 

[Radeonx]

If I were a Time Traveling Sociopath I would take over the the past world with my future weapons.

 

[Titanguy654]

If I were gay I would be in love with Chuck Norris and Yahtzee.

 

[Space Spoons]

If I were Superman, I would turn all the pyramids upside down in the middle of the night, then laugh as people gawk in astonishment.

 

[Ranis]

If I were Billy Mays , I would beat my replacement to death with an empty oxy clean bottle.

 

[Jedoro]

If I were Kim Jong Il I would nuke the whales to test my stockpile.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

If I were a Japanese Giant Hornet I would eat Paris Hilton's face.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

If I were Drunk I'd kiss you.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

If I were A TELEKINETIC SUPERBEING I would DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!

 

[Davey106]

If i were A CHEESE i would be STILTON

 

[Captain Pancake]

If i were your mum I would- No, i shouldn't...

shouldn't this be in forum games?

 

[LitigationJackson]

if i were a rich man i would sing "YADA DADA DAADA DADA DUM!!"

 

[Insanum]

If i were drive trains[/B]

 

[Skreeee]

If i were A HOMOSEXUAL i would HAVE SEX WITH MEN

O RLY?

OT: If I were more caring I would attempt to be wittier right now.

 

[IamSARAhearMYgrr]

If I Were Michael Jackson I would Make another Thriller Right NOW!

to be fair... if you were micheal jackson you would be dead...

anywho. If I were any man, I would masterbate... alot

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

if i were God i would kill myself just to see what would happen

 

[Zac_Dai]

If I were a rich man, I wouldn't have to work hard yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum

EDIT: ninja'd

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

If I were Alex Mercer I would devour Altair and rule the world.