If I Were _____ I Would _____

[GodsOneMistake]

If I Were Michael Jackson I would Make another Thriller Right NOW!

to be fair... if you were micheal jackson you would be dead...

Thats the Joke...

 

[Pm0n3y]

If i was ALEX MERCER i would GROUND POUND OLD LADIES FOR A PROFIT.
GROUND POUNDS:THE NEXT BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

For some reason, the first thing that came to me when I saw the title was:

If I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, I would be loved by everyone.

Suddenly I feel hungry.

 

[IamSARAhearMYgrr]

If I Were Michael Jackson I would Make another Thriller Right NOW!

to be fair... if you were micheal jackson you would be dead...

Thats the Joke...

sorry I guess I got confused as it wasn't very funny

 

[ScarlettRage]

if i was CPT.JACK SPARROW i would DRINK ALL THE RUM!


it was coming

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

If I were a mod I would move this to forum games.

Or a more serious one

If I were less fussy I would be able to properly eat this fucking meal

 

[feversk]

anywho. If I were any man, I would masterbate... alot

I can just change "man" to "woman", correct the spelling and... my work here is done.

If I were an AIDS infected monkey I would bite as many humans as possible, spreading the infection rapidly, and tell my AIDS infected monkey horde to do the same. Eventually, AIDS infected monkeys would rule the world.

I think I can see a small flaw in that plan...

 

[GodsOneMistake]

If I Were Michael Jackson I would Make another Thriller Right NOW!

to be fair... if you were micheal jackson you would be dead...

Thats the Joke...

sorry I guess I got confused as it wasn't very funny

Ouch, Now you've gone and hurt my pride

 

[IamSARAhearMYgrr]

the man who turned my man into woman and then pointed out monkeyboy's plan's flaws... you win

 

[Iron Mal]

If I was a woman, I would probably have a frightening number of people hitting on me over Xbox Live.

 

[similar.squirrel]

If I were you, I would watch out...
-_-

 

[Evil the White]

If I were less bored I would not post on this thread

 

[RobbPWNS]

If I was a sandwich, I'd eat myself.

 

[teisjm]

If i were your dad i would totally do your mom

 

[bodyklok]

If I were a being of absolute evil I would begin the total annihilation of all that is holy and innocent bringing forth endless hell-fire and destruction as my hordes of chaos slowly turned the world into waste land and ruin!

 

[Kellerb]

If i were Nothing, homeless people would have me, but rich couldn't.

take that nobility! homeless have something you will never have!

 

[Diablini]

If I were George Bush, I wouldn't have dodged that shoe!

 

[titanium turtle]

if I were CAPTAIN INSANO I would SHOW NO MERCY

if I were IMMORTAL I would SHOOT MYSELF WITH A 9MM TO WAKE MYSELF UP

if I were YOU I would ORDER A PIZZA