If I were a secret government weapons lab, where would I be?

[stone0042]

Anywhere really, I'd just plant about 40 of these around it

Seriously, its bloody fruit is explosive and even its bark is covered in poisonous spines who would go near that thing?

ahh, the joys of cracked.com

 

[Straitjacketeering]

In a plain cornfield in upstate New York. the barn at the corner can house soldiers that can come out if someone knowing comes around.

 

[Firia]

If I were a secret government weapons lab, where would I be?

Underground in a Nevada mountain/desert.

 

[AkJay]

Underneath Harvard, i would assume.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Somewhere in New Jersey. No one would ever think that it would be in such a crap state and the people would mostly be to apathetic to look for it.

 

[park92]

under a stoner's house lots of people who you can convince

 

[park92]

unless they type it in google maps

 

[DeathArtist]

put it in Area51. It's so overused that nobody's expect anything to ACTAULLY be there right?

or if you erally want to hide such a thing, the midwest is a great place. Its boring, massive, and all you have to do is make it under all the corn and wheat.

btw, i didnt know black mesa was real.

 

[Nerdfury]

Your mother's basement.

 

[iblis666]

The best place is right out in the open so id say have the lab in a city using a dummy corporation as cover or right on a air force base

 

[Lavi]

Area 51 says my dream that mixed politics with aliens and HP.

It was only half as weird as the dream with Jenova in HP, I promise.

 

[systhicsfg]

Under my Physics teachers house, or at least that's what she would lead us to believe.

 

[Triple AD]

Erm under a swimming it'll be the perfect crime. Why 24 hours.

Classified information.

Nice to know

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Have you misplaced one?

In truth they are quite conveniently located in large buildings above the ground, often marked as 'authorised personal only' and guarded not by the military but by mercenary contractors under the employ of whatever company is carrying out the research. These buildings tend to be found near manufacturing sites and/or testing ranges owned by the collection of companies that make up the MIC (military industrial complex). Many may even exist right near populated city centres, with no one really caring enough to inquire what that building owned by Boeing or Lockheed is being used for...

Yes... the US government hires companies to carry out it's secret research programs.

 

[EricKINGS]

Under Are52.

Noone will see it coming >.>

 

[Wildrow12]

In a place so littered with death and decay that no sane human being would go anywhere near it:

Keith Richard's Colon.

 

[shadowstriker86]

Utah. It's an endless wasteland that no one likes or goes to. It's perfect!

 

[SebZero]

Check the Fallout 3 map.

 

[Strategia]

I thought that it's only fair to warn everyone that every place named on this thread will be nuked.

Really? Awesome!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_Test_Range
/thread?

Good god. Just..... good god.

Cardiff. If anyone knows that reference, you get a cookie.

Doctor Who/Torchwood?

On topic, I'd go for downtown New York. Best place to hide something is in plain sight.