If I Were the Opposite Sex, I Would Fancy the Hell Out of You!

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piinyouri

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There's probably a good handful I can't remember at this moment, but one I can is..
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Ryan Gosling, Joseph Gordon-Lewitt, George Clooney, Stephen Fry, Andy Samberg and Henry Cavill come to mind. After listening to Cavill's interview on Radio 5 by Simon Mayo I was swooning at his voice talking in his regular british accent.

captcha: whoa there.

What? I'm not ashamed to admit these are fine-looking, elegant men.
 

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I remember there was a thread awhile back asking folks who don't believe in the supernatural as to what supernatural thing they'd be most likely to believe.

This thread is similar to me because it's asking if my sexuality wasn't what it is who would I be sexually attracted to.

I can't answer as I'm not sexually attracted to those people and I would be a completely different person if my sexuality was different. I don't know if I'd like butch guys, metrosexuals, athletics, pro-wrestlers, hairy or oiled... young or old.

I honestly have no idea.
 

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Considering I'm not a decidedly straight man, I might have difficulty in bringing an unbiased slant to proceedings. However, I'll answer anyway, because...


[imghttp://www.hdwallpapersinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/John-Barrowman-john-barrowman-32669194-395-423.jpg[/img]

Better yet, he's gay already, so I wouldn't have to change sex! Though he's married, but... eh.
 

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Can I cheat and say the women I like already?

Helena Bonhem Carter cos fffffffffffffffffffffuck.

Anne Hathaway can... cat my woman... any time? Hmm.

Holly Willobooby is gorgeous as well!
 

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As a bisexual i demand equality in this thread but anyhow, johnny depp and binki shapiro/gigi riviera ideally at the same time or depending on the day of the week
 

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Being a Straight guy and not very goof at doing... Well any of the Fancy things you guys are doing with your answers, so I'll just write a couple of names.

Johnny Depp because... Well just to boast being the one who caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
Nathan Fillion. Because good looks apparently gets better with time.

And I don't know why, but just if I could, these two would also be at my list, if they were possible:
Matt Bomer (He's gay, I believe I've heard somewhere, but as I look right now, I don't know for certain, so if I'm wrong, feel free to point it out.)
Neil Patrick Harris. I don't feel like I need to explain anything there.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Rebel_Raven said:
Well, I'm lesbian, so I can't go naming women, can I? :p <.< I mean, I could. :p
Hey, just think about how left out us bisexuals feel.
Yeah. Hard to ask a Bi-sexual this sort of question. Maybe if one were to lean more towards one gender, they could use the other gender in this thread?
If it's pretty even inclination, some of both genders?
I think the spirit of this thread could apply to bi-sexuals in who generates the strongest feelings for the person. I mean this thread is almost the notion that a person could make a person go against he sexuality they commonly go with.

I'm sure there might be a solution so bi-sexuals aren't left out. :3

In any event, I feel for bi-sexuals in this situation, but it's not all bad.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen
:p
 

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Rebel_Raven said:
In any event, I feel for bi-sexuals in this situation, but it's not all bad.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen
:p
Oh, if only that we true. First, there are the people who "don't bend that way," then people on both sides of the spectrum (gay and straight) who treat bisexuals as posers, and....Oi.

Anyway, to your alteration, I don't know. I prefer women and I imagine the men I'd like would still be the same were my situation reversed. Folks like David Bowie (preferably Ziggy era Bowie), James Marsters, Nathan Fillion, and Johnny Depp if he could stop making me hate him so much through movies.

It gets even weirder when you're trans, and now you have a whole 'nother level of confusion to this thread....
 

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About the only guy who I think I would find facial hair attractive on.
 

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Andy Shandy said:
Chris Hemsworth. I'm 100% straight, but I have no problem saying that he is a very handsome man.
Yup. I'm likewise completely straight, but there's no point in denying that I have quite the man crush on him. He is an extremely good looking guy.
 

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I'm homosexual, but I'm also old enough not to be offended that you forgot gay people exist, or perhaps would even rather they don't in the first place. Thus, I'll play along, although in all honesty I can't say as any that you could think of have struck any particular fancy with me; it's femininity I'm into.

So let's turn this on its head: feast your eyes on this guy [http://mabination.com/threads/8413-Japanese-Model-Kayo-Satoh-confesses-quot-I-m-actually-a-man-quot] .

You read that right. Isn't he adorable?
 

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ReinWeisserRitter said:
I'm homosexual, but I'm also old enough not to be offended that you forgot gay people exist, or perhaps would even rather they don't in the first place. Thus, I'll play along, although in all honesty I can't say as any that you could think of have struck any particular fancy with me; it's femininity I'm into.

So let's turn this on its head: feast your eyes on this guy [http://mabination.com/threads/8413-Japanese-Model-Kayo-Satoh-confesses-quot-I-m-actually-a-man-quot] .

You read that right. Isn't he adorable?
Damn, he really is adorable.

OT: Nothing much to ad here, bisexual guy here.
 

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David Tennant and John Barrowman are already delicious.

Were I a woman, I believe I'd still be gynosexual, though. So I guess I'd wish I had a shot with Jasika Nicole... although she married her girlfriend just over a week ago, so scratch that on second thought.
 

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Tom Cruise. Don't look at me like that. You see him in Collateral?

Great movie, and not just because of his hair.

Amazing movie, shame about the ending. One of (if not the only) role he's done in recent memory where he is memorable as a character, not just 'Tom Cruise'. Collateral is excellence on almost every level of film making. The 'Yo homie, that my briefcase?' scene alone makes it worth watching.

On topic, OP, I see what you're getting at and it's an interesting conversation but you might been better served by taking a minute to phrase it better/more inclusively. Something to think about for next time.

I am a man who is almost exclusively attracted to the ladies but I have three words for you.

Joseph.
Gordon.
Levitt.



Runner up is also, funnily enough, three words. Neil Patrick Harris.

If either of them hit on me in a bar after a few drinks, well, I would at least make out with them. How much further I'd go, only experience could tell that tale.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Rebel_Raven said:
In any event, I feel for bi-sexuals in this situation, but it's not all bad.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen
:p
Oh, if only that we true. First, there are the people who "don't bend that way," then people on both sides of the spectrum (gay and straight) who treat bisexuals as posers, and....Oi.

Anyway, to your alteration, I don't know. I prefer women and I imagine the men I'd like would still be the same were my situation reversed. Folks like David Bowie (preferably Ziggy era Bowie), James Marsters, Nathan Fillion, and Johnny Depp if he could stop making me hate him so much through movies.

It gets even weirder when you're trans, and now you have a whole 'nother level of confusion to this thread....
Yeah, humanity's not as binary as people think. Unfortunately most cultures are programmed to think that way. I'm trying to break the habit myself.

I've nothing against any sexuality since it's not hurtful in itself, I figure. I wish I could speak for most of humanity with that.
 

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Uhh, if I turned into a woman I'd probably continue liking women. And eh. Don't really have any big celebrity crushes (except Ellen Page). So theoretical lesbian me wouldn't either.

However. Speaking as a man who is into the ladies, Joseph Gordon Levitt is a sexy, sexy man.