If Kirby ate you...
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He'd grow a beard, don clown makeup and a small hat. Then he'd start kidnapping and raping of the females of Dreamland.
he'd gain the ability to die at the end and comeback in the next one as a cyborg thingy created by an evil coperation.
and he would be light blue
and have a wizard hat made of icecream
and he would be light blue
and have a wizard hat made of icecream
He'd grow a lovely head of strawberry blonde hair, wield a bokken, and become a demigod of science and mathematics. Any social skills would go straight out the window, though.
As the last of my body slid down his throat, he'd take a moment to compose himself before the pain he was about to endure...
SNAAAP
KRRRRRRACK
SPLAT
His body wouldrip itself apart as bones, blood and bile splattered the area.
Slowly the blob amongst the mess would begin to gain shape...
Enemies around him would stumble back in fear, kirby had just ate a human with one hell
of an overactive imagination and a touch of insanity.
As kirby's new form emerged from the ooze, he'd be wielding an hand axe in his arms and an rpg across his back.
Enemies would run fear as kirby revealed his power, The power to inflict unspeakable evil upon all that stood before him!
As crowds of helpless creatures fled on their tiny feet, kirby would reach out and grab such a creature as it ran by.
With a maniacal laugh that shook even the hardiest of woodland creatures
to their bones, he'd swing his axe down into the creature's feet and stuffing it's feet into the creatures mouth as it lay in a pool of it's own blood in terror.
Ziiiiiip
Kirby would undo his pants and urinate all over the helpless creature before revealing his next ability... To urinate pure benzine! With a single spark the creature is set ablaze and kirby stands... Reveling in his kill, the first of many....
Or perhaps he'd just get good at making game levels.
SNAAAP
KRRRRRRACK
SPLAT
His body wouldrip itself apart as bones, blood and bile splattered the area.
Slowly the blob amongst the mess would begin to gain shape...
Enemies around him would stumble back in fear, kirby had just ate a human with one hell
of an overactive imagination and a touch of insanity.
As kirby's new form emerged from the ooze, he'd be wielding an hand axe in his arms and an rpg across his back.
Enemies would run fear as kirby revealed his power, The power to inflict unspeakable evil upon all that stood before him!
As crowds of helpless creatures fled on their tiny feet, kirby would reach out and grab such a creature as it ran by.
With a maniacal laugh that shook even the hardiest of woodland creatures
to their bones, he'd swing his axe down into the creature's feet and stuffing it's feet into the creatures mouth as it lay in a pool of it's own blood in terror.
Ziiiiiip
Kirby would undo his pants and urinate all over the helpless creature before revealing his next ability... To urinate pure benzine! With a single spark the creature is set ablaze and kirby stands... Reveling in his kill, the first of many....
Or perhaps he'd just get good at making game levels.
wow, I think i will admit this thread is actually kind of unique
OP: If Kirby ate me, he would grow a goatee, and his eyes would have two different colored eyes. Oh and he would be holding an 360 controller... a bit ironic
OP: If Kirby ate me, he would grow a goatee, and his eyes would have two different colored eyes. Oh and he would be holding an 360 controller... a bit ironic
He'd get aids and die a horrible death (only joking)
I don't know, he'd probably go and kill everyone he hates?
I don't know, he'd probably go and kill everyone he hates?
