If Kirby ate you...

[rt052192]

He'd go orange, white and green, he'd get a balaclava, and his special attack would be to vomit car bombs.

Why yes, I am Irish.

he wouldn't be guzzling a beer? sorry to stereotype good sir, but I loved this Family Guy clip too much not to be an ass. All in good fun though.

Ha! They've got it all wrong. Real Irishmen drink Poteen.

Go on, look it up.

[sub][sub]Ironically, I don't actually drink...[/sub][/sub]

stereotypes are there for a reason: they fit the "majority" but not everyone! My stereotype that I break: die-hard Yankee fan from Boston!

 

[rt052192]

Ha! They've got it all wrong. Real Irishmen drink Poteen.

Go on, look it up.

[sub][sub]Ironically, I don't actually drink...[/sub][/sub]

ah yes, so they do. I stand corrected and apologize to you, good sir.

 

[Debatra]

Fire Kirby.

 

[blaqknoise]

He would grow long hair, gain some guitar skills, and have a good sense of humor.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

He would get long blonde hair, love Golden Sun, and the ability to spend too much time on the Escapist.

 

[muckinscavitch]

He would get and eskimo jacket and vampire fangs. He would become: The Vampiric Eskimo. Feared by the People of the North for his love of the cold weather and his vampirish teeth, though he would not be a traditional vampire.

His abilities would include dog sledding, skating and skiing(downhill and cross country); all of which in the style of the biathletes in the winter Olympics. That is right, with a Sniper rifle.

 

[shemoanscazrex3]

he would stop eating people and go for food