If knocking on doors was made illegal, how would you alert the householder of your presence?

[SenseOfTumour]

On a more serious note, I've pretty much stopped answering the door unless I know I have a delivery coming, as I've realised no-one knocking on my door is doing it for my benefit.

My friends and family call first, anything important, like inspections or gas tests, they make an appointment, so all I'm left with are annoying sales visitors, charity chuggers, people trying to get me to switch my gas supply to my phone company, or my cheese supply to my sausage vendor or something.

Screw em all, I'm just gonna let them knock in future. I say that because I'm too polite to say it to their faces, it's easier if I'm just not in.

Honestly, the moment people starting knocking on my door to give me ten pounds and say 'have a nice day' is the moment I consider answering the door again.

 

[Blue2]

Either Buy the lawn from the city and do something noisy or start a protest with signs and all.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Start blaring the following two songs:

"Can't you hear me knocking?" and "Three's Company, too"

Or, Friday - Rebecca Black, Never Gonna Give you up - Rick Astley for good measure.

 

[WolfThomas]

One of those trumpets to announce medieveal royalty probably.

 

[scorptatious]

Put C4 on the door and blow it up.

Sorry, been playing some Metal Gear Solid as of late.

 

[Rule Britannia]

Yell knock knock...on the other hand just knock on the door 'cause it's a retarded law anyway... Where has this law taken affect into?

 

[Yopaz]

Since most of those I know don't lock their doors I would go right in.
The others that I know live at least above the 4th floor so I would just not visit them.

 

[The Lesbian Flower]

I'd probably put a megaphone in front of my butt and fart extremely loudly until the owners of the house came outside to see what was making all that noise.

 

[likalaruku]

Not that this method would be any less illegal...

 

[Nouw]

DING DONG ************! DING DOOONG!
It would make a pretty sweet entry.

 

[PureIrony]

Smoke signals. Even if there isn't a window near the porch, the smoke alarms should be make an adequate doorbell.

 

[Vandy]

Pee in the letter slot. That should get someones attention.

 

[StormShaun]

Get a cannon and fire myself through their living room, sounds like a damn good plan!~

 

[Furioso]

How bout that, a thread I haven't seen before, well the only other option of course:


As far as I could find there is no video of the moment after the clip where he breaks down the wall with the tank, in english anyways, but use your imagination

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Break their windows and then claim it was an accident, the perfect crime.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

GOMEN KUDASAIIIII!

 

[loc978]

Illegal? Bah, that never stops me. I'd knock anyway.

I mean, uh... I'd park in front of their house and lay on the air horn like a douchebag with a big rig.

 

[Lawllerskater]

I'd open the door and walk in.

 

[Harlief]

If they don't have a doorbell, probably this:

Pfft, that won't work. No, what you really need to do is this:
0:34

 

[SD-Fiend]

ghost through the door