If knocking on doors was made illegal, how would you alert the householder of your presence?

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funguy2121

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DefinitelyPsychotic said:
Besides using your phone or ringing the doorbell, how would you alert them of your presence? And also, this thread isn't to discuss why knocking was made illegal, so please refrain from doing so.

I would probably scream "hello" at the door until they called the cops. Hell, I do that anyway! Oh wait...
"Hello." How boring. You gotta get creative, man!

"I say! Ho, there! Is the man/lady of the house available? Or perhaps the man-lady?"
 

Ice Car

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Play this and see how long it takes for them to get annoyed enough to come out.


How I envision the conversation:

1) Knocks on door
2) No response for 10 minutes
3) Plays song with stereo and then breakdances on their driveway.
4) WHAAAT
5) Hi, you forgot your newspaper.
 

ParkourMcGhee

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I would kick the door down, start a giant fire near every exit, then run the hell away.

Because if I'm going to get in trouble, I might as well do it right.


... But seriously how the donkeys do you even think up a thread like this, it's like asking "What if breathing was made illegal?" >.>
 

El_Chubba_Chubba

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Put my penis through the front doors post box, and wait until someone saw it.

Oh that would definitely grab their attention.
 

oktalist

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What? Knocking on someone's door is illegal? What kind of Chiropteran-guano loony country are you living in?
 

ABLb0y

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I'd check to see if anyone was watching before knocking. Damn law's not gunna stop me knocking on people's doors, seriously, who the hell does David Cameron think he is?
 

Psychemaster

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I will put a sign up near my door saying 'screw the law, knock all you want' because that's the stupidest thing in the word to make illegal.