If monsters were real?

[tehlordofmyownworld]

I'm not sure what lives under my bed, but I can judge by the screaming, the scrabbling of claws and all the dead bodies on my floor that I wouldn't want to look at it,let alone face it in a fight.

 

[Grotch Willis]

There ARE monsters, but no one believes me...I wouldn't want to fight a Wendigo. Scary motherfuckers. Lucky me I live in America!

Wendigos would live in America, seeing as how they are part of Algonquin Anthology. They would live all over North America. Because a Wendigo is a cannabalistic spirit that possesses humans. And I agree, they've been making Vampires look like pussies since before Twilight ever came out.

I'd rather be in America than in Europe, thats where pretty much where all mythical creatures are from.

You dont have to write two words? I feel cheated. As for vampires, if its anything like Monster Squad, you could kick him in the balls. Thats gotta hurt a vampire surely?

I know, I felt cheated when I found out as well.

But what if it's a lady vampire?

Swift kick to the overies. hee hee. Then run.......run for your life.

No, you cut its goddamn head off, thats how you kill a vampire for sure.

 

[boradis]

There are, or have been, LOTS of real monsters. The bigger carnivorous dinosaurs come to mind immediately, as well as things like the saber-tooth tiger, the short-faced bear, the terror bird and Megalodon: Nightmare From the Deep.

Today we have the giant and collossal squids, as well as the "vampire squid from Hell" (that's its real name!).

Luckily, I guess, most of these things are extinct.

Which would I least want to run into? Any of the theropods (spinosaurs, tyrannosaurs, allosaurs) would probably make me cry like a little girl just to see them.

 

[Akytalusia]

sure would suck to run into a beelzebub.

 

[Grotch Willis]

There ARE monsters, but no one believes me...I wouldn't want to fight a Wendigo. Scary motherfuckers. Lucky me I live in America!

Wendigos would live in America, seeing as how they are part of Algonquin Anthology. They would live all over North America. Because a Wendigo is a cannabalistic spirit that possesses humans. And I agree, they've been making Vampires look like pussies since before Twilight ever came out.

I'd rather be in America than in Europe, thats where pretty much where all mythical creatures are from.

You dont have to write two words? I feel cheated. As for vampires, if its anything like Monster Squad, you could kick him in the balls. Thats gotta hurt a vampire surely?

I know, I felt cheated when I found out as well.

But what if it's a lady vampire?

Swift kick to the overies. hee hee. Then run.......run for your life.

No, you cut its goddamn head off, thats how you kill a vampire for sure.

As a recap.....kick to ball or overies. Then while vamp is incompacitated.....run and look for a weapon that can be used to decapitate it. Need an axe i guess, or a chainsaw. Dont think the vamp will play nice while you take 20 minutes sawing through its neck.

First of all you wouldn't need to take 20 minutes with an axe or hatchet or machete, even less with a chainsaw. It would only take that long your a complete and utter weakling. You are never lacking a weapon, your hands are weapons, if no weapon is in sight, you break the spine.

 

[Pinkamena]

The first thing that comes into mind is Cthulhu. Zalgo too, but as seeing that his existance is a little... vague, I'll settle on Cthulhu.

 

[Remleiz]

I'd hate to encounter the entire enemies list in Demon's souls. Seriously, they freak me out

 

[Grayjack]

Cthulu.

Do I win yet?

Azathoth. I think I won.

 

[Biodeamon]

Tentacle rape monster. no means no!
ughhhhh....

However by face do you mean see or fight? cause i'd like to meet cthulu

 

[Scarim Coral]

Monster you say? Well I would hate to encounter this monster in real life-
It has a habit of diving into the sand and strike you down when you least expect it.

Well ok the one I would realy be afraid of is the boogie man.

 

[zehydra]

Cliffracer horde

*chirp*

RUN

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Ummm... Kind of vauge here. What mythos of monster are we basing this off of? Given just the generic label "monster" I have to vote for the vampire. In every way my superior.

I would want to face the lycanthrope. A chance to join the pack? Hell yeah.

I can't agree more about the werewolves. Also, being a furry, I'd honestly like it rather than prefer it. But for a monster I can't stand a chance against, I'd say a dragon or worse a sea monster of any kind (can't swim >.<).

 

[Grotch Willis]

There ARE monsters, but no one believes me...I wouldn't want to fight a Wendigo. Scary motherfuckers. Lucky me I live in America!

Wendigos would live in America, seeing as how they are part of Algonquin Anthology. They would live all over North America. Because a Wendigo is a cannabalistic spirit that possesses humans. And I agree, they've been making Vampires look like pussies since before Twilight ever came out.

I'd rather be in America than in Europe, thats where pretty much where all mythical creatures are from.

You dont have to write two words? I feel cheated. As for vampires, if its anything like Monster Squad, you could kick him in the balls. Thats gotta hurt a vampire surely?

I know, I felt cheated when I found out as well.

But what if it's a lady vampire?

Swift kick to the overies. hee hee. Then run.......run for your life.

No, you cut its goddamn head off, thats how you kill a vampire for sure.

As a recap.....kick to ball or overies. Then while vamp is incompacitated.....run and look for a weapon that can be used to decapitate it. Need an axe i guess, or a chainsaw. Dont think the vamp will play nice while you take 20 minutes sawing through its neck.

First of all you wouldn't need to take 20 minutes with an axe or hatchet or machete, even less with a chainsaw. It would only take that long your a complete and utter weakling. You are never lacking a weapon, your hands are weapons, if no weapon is in sight, you break the spine.

So you could decap a vamp with your bare hands in less than 20 minutes? I would love to see that. Which was what my comment was pertaining to. Most people dont have a tool at hand to decapitate something. Me, apart from kitchen knives, i have nothing... so it would take ages to saw through a neck if you DIDNT have axe, hachet, machete or a chainsaw to hand. Most people dont.

I meant that you could break its neck with your bare hands, Steven Segall Style or otherwise, That would give you ample time to find an item to decapitate it the rest of the way, while its paralyzed that is. I never said I could decapite a vampire in less than 20 minutes. I said that you break its spine after you kick it in the genitalia.

 

[Terminate421]

Necromorphs.

At least ordinary monsters are predictable, these things can be ANYTIHNG!

 

[Vonnis]

Ummm... Kind of vauge here. What mythos of monster are we basing this off of? Given just the generic label "monster" I have to vote for the vampire. In every way my superior.

I would want to face the lycanthrope. A chance to join the pack? Hell yeah.

I can't agree more about the werewolves. Also, being a furry, I'd honestly like it rather than prefer it. But for a monster I can't stand a chance against, I'd say a dragon or worse a sea monster of any kind (can't swim >.<).

If you can't swim you have no business being at sea, so if sea monsters were real you'd be in a pretty good position unless you're actively looking for a watery grave.

 

[delanofilms]

Still, I'd not like to face... well, pretty much anything eager to eat me or find virgin girls perfect for their dark deeds, but I would like to meet friendly giant spiders with cockney accents.

Because tea with a British spider would be badass.

Well in all fairness, tea with a giant friendly cockney spider would be freaking awesome.