If not for the Escapist I...

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Oh, so much. The Escapist had majorly affected my life for the better, I'd probably be in depression by now if not for you guys ^^

Same here, I had almost lost all faith in the world (The best description of my town that i've heard is "full of small-minded rascists.")and then I found these forums.

I wouldn't have gotten into anime (however I think I had seen death note and the first series of Ranma 1/2 before i got an account here.)

I probably wouldn't be such a Grammer Nazi (however i have been regressing back to txt speak since i caved in to Facebook.)

And i'd probably be generally a lot more stupider If I didn't come here.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

 

[Scarecrow]

....Would have turned into a horrific troll creature, who would have spent his days pissing of fundamentalist crazy's on Rapture Ready.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I wouldn't have met the love of my life.

Weren't you banned or suspended or you quit or something?

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Wouldn't have any decently interesting articles to read every tuesday.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

 

[Pimppeter2]

I wouldn't have met the love of my life.

Weren't you banned or suspended or you quit or something?

Asked for a ban, realized I was being a douchbag, came back.

 

[SkoopMaster]

... I would be very very bored
... I wouldn't be involved in a forum
And I would be asleep by now

 

[Bravo 21]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*Just cutting in here*

Well I would be the guy that gave you AIDS

BEAT THAT

... I would also probably be asleep

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*Just cutting in here*

Well I would be the guy that gave you AIDS

Wait so your saying your a prostitute?

OH YA!

Well... My description is so graphic that I would never post it on this site I LOVE SO MUCH!

BEAT THAT!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

 

[Whitenail]

I wouldn't have met the love of my life.

I hate to be yet another person but...wow...you're finally back! Don't let the sign-up date fool you, when Teddy left it was quite a brutal exodus (you're welcome to use that as a band name).

OT: Few people are going to know what I'm talking about but this place helped me work things out and get things in order, not to mention if it weren't for this place I would've never been introduced to some of the kindest, most caring individuals I have ever had the honour of communicating with.

Aside from that I suppose game, film and music reccomendations are a bonus.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I wouldn't have met the love of my life.

I hate to be yet another person but...wow...you're finally back! Don't let the sign-up date fool you, when Teddy left it was quite a brutal exodus (you're welcome to use that as a band name).

OT: Few people are going to know what I'm talking about but this place helped me work things out and get things in order, not to mention if it weren't for this place I would've never been introduced to some of the kindest, most caring individuals I have ever had the honour of communicating with.

Aside from that I suppose game, film and music reccomendations are a bonus.

Your warm welcome is much appreciated. Thank you.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I don't drink water (not pure water anyway)

Beat that.