If not for the Escapist I...

[SovietSecrets]

I wouldn't have read a lot of awesome topics and posts and met a lot of cool people.

 

[ilspooner]

Wouldn't have ZP, Unskippable, ExtraCredits and LoadingReadyRun. And I wouldn't be able to post on nice, but sometimes elitist forum.

 

[Hader]

I wouldn't have a reincarnated zeal for writing, that's for sure. On top of that, met a few awesome people

 

[zen5887]

Someone should ask Purple Rain this.

Anyways.. I wouldn't of had the time of life in Canada a few weeks ago. True story!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I don't drink water (not pure water anyway)

Beat that.

-_- zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ
*ignoring you*

"Oh and I got...


BEAT THAT!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

...Wouldn't have found a better forum with more rational minded people.
...Wouldn't have learned proper forum etiquette.
...Wouldn't have discovered games I never even knew I loved.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

If it weren't for the escapist I wouldn't have had such poor grades. I love you guys and hate your distracting powers.

xD I hope thats not true.

... Wouldn't have an intelligent forum to go to without too many vulgar teenagers posting weird crazy BS.

Me too, I can't believe we haven't had too many pissed off troll teenagers in. Alas there was one person who I think has a rude finger as his avatar, and he is frequently getting banned for his various idiosyncrasies.

Back to the topic:
I don't think I would have gotten into as much Anime as before
I wouldn't have made a plan to try harder to get back into reading
I wouldn't have learnt as many new words, seriously you guys have taught me a whole bunch xD
I wouldn't know about as many games as before
I would not know of Heavy Rain the game
I would have bought an Xbox

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I'm sorry, you coagulate him for his hard earned victory? you coagulate him? You change him from a liquid into a thick and/or solid state? Okay I was just checking if you understood what you just said cause it was a bit weird.

Back on Topic: I would never have watched Zero Punctuation which caused me to start hating most games I see, It won't stop GAH!
I would never have pondered getting Oblivion.
I would have never seen as many new videos
I would never have been such a frequent forum poster.

 

[El Poncho]

I wouldn't have tried one of the hottest chillies in the world, or have given it to people in my school and watch them cry in pain.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I'm sorry, you coagulate him for his hard earned victory? you coagulate him? You change him from a liquid into a thick and/or solid state? Okay I was just checking if you understood what you just said cause it was a bit weird.

Back on Topic: I would never have watched Zero Punctuation which caused me to start hating most games I see, It won't stop GAH!
I would never have pondered getting Oblivion.
I would have never seen as many new videos
I would never have been such a frequent forum poster.

Exactly, thats how good I am.
Heres a badge to you General grade 2 Gramer nazi!

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I'm sorry, you coagulate him for his hard earned victory? you coagulate him? You change him from a liquid into a thick and/or solid state? Okay I was just checking if you understood what you just said cause it was a bit weird.

Back on Topic: I would never have watched Zero Punctuation which caused me to start hating most games I see, It won't stop GAH!
I would never have pondered getting Oblivion.
I would have never seen as many new videos
I would never have been such a frequent forum poster.

Exactly, thats how good I am.
Heres a badge to you General grade 2 Gramer nazi!

Yay, thank you. I like being a General grade 2 Grammar Nazi. It is much appreciated,

PS It is spelled "Grammar" UGH! Now look what you have made me do! Is this some kind of dirty trick!?!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I'm sorry, you coagulate him for his hard earned victory? you coagulate him? You change him from a liquid into a thick and/or solid state? Okay I was just checking if you understood what you just said cause it was a bit weird.

Back on Topic: I would never have watched Zero Punctuation which caused me to start hating most games I see, It won't stop GAH!
I would never have pondered getting Oblivion.
I would have never seen as many new videos
I would never have been such a frequent forum poster.

Exactly, thats how good I am.
Heres a badge to you General grade 2 Gramer nazi!

Yay, thank you. I like being a General grade 2 Grammar Nazi. It is much appreciated,

PS It is spelled "Grammar" UGH! Now look what you have made me do! Is this some kind of dirty trick!?!

"Yes, its a tactic to destroy your mind!"

 

[moretimethansense]

I wouldn't have discovered Tv Tropes, but on the other hand it has caused me to game far less.

 

[Dismal purple]

I would have a slightly higher IQ and faith in humanity.

 

[Jefw]

Wouldn't be listening to Streetlight Manifesto.
Wouldn't know my now favourite song "Free" by Street Dogs.
Wouldn't have stayed up untill 6AM yesterday.

 

[mParadox]

Would have had better grades
wouldn't have met amazing people
wouldn't have started reviewing everything I set my eyes on
wouldn't have gotten back into anime
wouldn't have discovered great shows
wouldn't have been as well informed in regards to gaming as I am now.

All-in-all: I Love the Escapist. I definitely don't regret coming here!

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

Would be doing my homework right now.

Curse you Procrastination Nation!

 

[DTWolfwood]

be bored as hell at work. Only forum i visit where you get an inbox notice that lets you know you've been quoted! woot.

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

...Would have a Facebook account.