If Optimus Prime was a _______, he'd be Optimus _______

[The Virgo]

If Optimus Prime was not a pessimist, he's be Optimistic Prime! XD

 

[Rishi12345]

Here's some more:

If Optimus Prime had a nice ass, he'd be Optimus Damn Fine!

If Optimus Prime was friendly, he'd be Optimus Benign!

If Optimus Prime was a god, he'd be Optimus Divine!

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

If Optimus Prime turned into a ketchup bottle he'd be Optimus Heinz

If Optimus Prime was that thing whose blood can kill the gods in Xena and Hercules, he'd be Optimus Hine

If Optimus Prime were on Blue's Clues, he'd be Optimus Find

If Optimus Prime were a watermelon, he'd be Optimus Rind

[sub]shouldn't this be in the Forum Games section?[/sub]

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Must...resist...posting link...to...Trainformers...vid...

Mustn't...mention...Opthomas Prime...

*looks at previous resist statments* Crap...

 

[silver wolf009]

If Optimus Prime was a crook, he'd be Optimus Crime.

 

[Mumorpuger]

If Optimus Prime could only be divided by one and himself, he'd be Optimus Prime.

Oh, dammit. I'm bad at this.

 

[Mysten]

If Optimus Prime was a cat, he'd be Optimus Feline.
If Optimus Prime was punctual, he'd be Optimus On Time.
If Optimus Prime saw something he liked, he'd make an Optimus Beeline.
If Optimus Prime was on an adventure holiday, he'd take the Optimus Zipline.

That's all I've got.

 

[martin's a madman]

If Optimus Prime were a nazi he'd be Optimus NEIN.

 

[Tvaren]

If Optimus Prime had a TV show it'll be called Optimus time!

Actually

If Optimus Prime had a TV show it would be called "Transformers"

Although if he was in a 2.5D platform game in wich his soul mas merged with the ones of a foxy theif and a wonky wizard it would be called "Optimus Trine"

 

[TerribleAssassin]

If Optimus Prime worked for the Fox news he'd be Optimus Malign

If Optimus Prime went psycho ,he'd be Optimus Columbine

You win the internet...

If Optimus Prime was old, he'd be Optimus Time...

That's the best I have I'm afraid...

 

[Redingold]

If Optimus Prime was a subsurface lithoautotrophic microbial ecosystem, he'd be Optimus SLiME.

 

[mrc390]

I Optimus Prime was an Xbox, He'd be Optimus Live =p

More like optimus red ring of death! harharhar

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

If Optimus Prime was involved in the phone hacking scandal, he'd be Optimus Fined.

If Optimus Prime was arrested in the phone hacking scandal, he'd be Optimus Prime Suspect.

If Optimus Prime was found not guilty in the subsequent trial after the phone hacking scandal, he'd be Optimus Anthony.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

If Optimus Prime was a steak, he'd be Optimus Prime. Wait.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

If Optimus Prime was a horrible, horrible movie he'd be Optimus Skyline.
If Optimus Prime was a porno, he'd be Optimus Fine......Bow chicka bow wow.
If Optimus Prime couldn't see, he'd be Optimus Blind.
If Optimus Prime didn't tell the truth, he'd be Optimus LIES.
If Optimus Prime was a thing you put paper in, he'd be Optimus Bine....Der.

Ok, I'm done.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

If Optimus Prime was announced by Jonathan Ross he'd be Optimus Pwime

 

[Yomandude]

If Optimus Prime was an entree, he'd be Optimus Prime Rib.
Is this the part where I put on my shades?

 

[RedRockRun]

Pretty self explanatory.
A friend and I went crazy on Facebook doing this.
I would like to see if anyone can add some more.

If Optimus Prime was a rapper, he'd be Optimus Rhyme.

If Optimus Prime was a melody he'd be Optimus Chime.

If Optimus Prime was dirty, he'd be Optimus Grime.

If Optimus Prime was a herb he'd be Optimus thyme!

If Optimus Prime was a fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime.

If Optimus Prime was a Criminal he'd be Optimus crime!

If Optimus Prime was silent, he'd be Optimus Mime.

If Optimus Prime had a TV show it'll be called Optimus time!

If Optimus Prime was a Coin he'd be Optimus dime!

If Optimus Prime grabbed onto things, he'd be Optimus Climb!

If Optimus Prime was a Semi gelatanace substance he'd be Optimus slime!

If Optimus Prime was a filthy, cheap, AIDS-infested prostitute, he'd be Optimus LoveYouLongTime!

If Optimus Prime was a tree he'd be Optimus pine!

If Optimus Prime was possessive, he'd be Optimus Mine!

If Optimus Prime was a billboard he'd be Optimus Sign!

If Optimus Prime was a protein that catalyzed chemical reactions, he'd be Optimus Enzyme!

If Optimus Prime took you out to dinner, he'd be Optimus dine!

If Optimus Prime was a mathematical function of an angle, he'd be Optimus Sine!

If Optimus Prime was a speed camera, he'd be Optimus fine!

If Optimus Prime was filled with light, he'd be Optimus Shine!

If Optimus Prime was a river in Germany, he'd be Optimus Rhine.

If Optimus Prime was and alcoholic drink, he'd be Optimus wine!

If Optimus Prime was 2D, he'd be Optimus Line!

If Optimus was a crybaby he would be Optimus Whine!

If Optimus Prime was less than ten yet more than eight, he'd be Optimus Nine!"

If Optimus Prime turned into a Russian chopper, he'd be Optimus hind!

If Optimus Prime was an American fashion designer, he'd be Optimus Klein.

Sorry I don't know how to spoiler it

The word 'prime' doesn't have anything inherently to do with robots, so the metaphor fails before it begins.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

If Optimus Prime had a TV show it'll be called Optimus time!

Actually

If Optimus Prime had a TV show it would be called "Transformers"

BHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Also, if Optimus Prime covered windows, he'd be Optimus Blinds.