If Optimus Prime was a _______, he'd be Optimus _______

[C95J]

If Optimus Prime was a number greater than one that is only divisible by one and and himself...

He would be Optimus Prime.

(I know this one may have been done before but I'm gonna post it anyway)

EDIT:

If Optimus Prime could only be divided by one and himself, he'd be Optimus Prime.

Oh, dammit. I'm bad at this.

yep, I knew it.

If Optimus Prime was announced by Jonathan Ross he'd be Optimus Pwime

This was the only one that made me laugh, congrats

 

[Disaster Button]

If Optimus Prime skipped the liquid state, he'd be Optimus Sublime.

If Optimus Prime was a negative German, he'd be Optimus Nein.

If Optimus Prime was hot, he'd be Optimus Fine!

If Optimus Prime lived in a poorly mainted home, he'd be Optimus Grime.

If Optimus Prime lived in Britain, he'd be on Greenwich Mean Time.

If Optimus Prime was old with no kids, he'd be running out of Biological Time.

If Optimus Prime was a little unstable, it'd be Creeper Time.

If Optimus Prime was a tasty desert, he'd be Optimus Key Lime.

 

[Yomandude]

Pretty self explanatory.
A friend and I went crazy on Facebook doing this.
I would like to see if anyone can add some more.

Spoiler

If Optimus Prime was a rapper, he'd be Optimus Rhyme.

If Optimus Prime was a melody he'd be Optimus Chime.

If Optimus Prime was dirty, he'd be Optimus Grime.

If Optimus Prime was a herb he'd be Optimus thyme!

If Optimus Prime was a fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime.

If Optimus Prime was a Criminal he'd be Optimus crime!

If Optimus Prime was silent, he'd be Optimus Mime.

If Optimus Prime had a TV show it'll be called Optimus time!

If Optimus Prime was a Coin he'd be Optimus dime!

If Optimus Prime grabbed onto things, he'd be Optimus Climb!

If Optimus Prime was a Semi gelatanace substance he'd be Optimus slime!

If Optimus Prime was a filthy, cheap, AIDS-infested prostitute, he'd be Optimus LoveYouLongTime!

If Optimus Prime was a tree he'd be Optimus pine!

If Optimus Prime was possessive, he'd be Optimus Mine!

If Optimus Prime was a billboard he'd be Optimus Sign!

If Optimus Prime was a protein that catalyzed chemical reactions, he'd be Optimus Enzyme!

If Optimus Prime took you out to dinner, he'd be Optimus dine!

If Optimus Prime was a mathematical function of an angle, he'd be Optimus Sine!

If Optimus Prime was a speed camera, he'd be Optimus fine!

If Optimus Prime was filled with light, he'd be Optimus Shine!

If Optimus Prime was a river in Germany, he'd be Optimus Rhine.

If Optimus Prime was and alcoholic drink, he'd be Optimus wine!

If Optimus Prime was 2D, he'd be Optimus Line!

If Optimus was a crybaby he would be Optimus Whine!

If Optimus Prime was less than ten yet more than eight, he'd be Optimus Nine!"

If Optimus Prime turned into a Russian chopper, he'd be Optimus hind!

If Optimus Prime was an American fashion designer, he'd be Optimus Klein.

Sorry I don't know how to spoiler it

The word 'prime' doesn't have anything inherently to do with robots, so the metaphor fails before it begins.

Firstly, there's no need to deconstruct the joke. The lines don't have to actually relate to Transformers or bots because it's just wordplay, made in good fun. Second, they're actually similes. XD
EDIT: No they're not. I derped.

 

[Hollock]

If optimus prime baked an excellent batch of cookies he'd be full of optimus pride.
If optimus prime designed underwear he'd be optimus klein

 

[SeriousIssues]

If Optimus Prime was a nobleman, he'd be Optimus Prim.

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY JOKE
LAUGH AT IT RITE

 

[PowerC]

If Optimus was on a coin, he'd be an Optimus Dime

 

[nitemarez]

If Optimus Prime was a dildo, he'd be Optimus Grind

AUTOCOCKS! PULL OUT!

 

[dui29aghgb]

If Optimus Prime was an herb, he'd be Optimus Thyme.
If Optimus Prime was a bell, he'd be Optimus Chime.
If Optimus Prime was a chemical, he'd be Optimus Iodine.
If Optimus Prime was a disease, he'd be Optimus Lyme.
If Optimus Prime was a contraction, he'd be Optimus I'm.
If Optimus Prime was a Nazi, he'd be Optimus War-Crime.

 

[Phoenix14]

Oh I got one! If Optimus Prime was in metroid...He'd be Optimus Prime!

 

[shadowyoasis]

Ya know, if you start one of these threads and you list 20 something examples you really restrict the creativity of others and stump most of the thread.

That being said...

If Optimus was greedy, he'd be Optimus Mine!

 

[Pharaoh66]

If Optimus Prime was a senior, he'd be Optimus past-his-Prime

 

[Valgee]

To the entire thread- *were.

OT:
If Optimus Prime were a magician, he'd be Optimus Eisenheim!

 

[Captain-Giggles]

If Optimus Prime was a tentacled sea-dweller he'd be Octopus Prime
If Optimus Prime was helping you paint he'd be Optimus Primer
If Optimus Prime was a seeing eye test he'd be Optical Sign (Might be pushing it with that one)
If Optimus Prime wasn't mandatory he'd be Optional Prime

 

[g3ko]

If his hidden form was the public bus service in Leon, Mexico he'd be Optibus Prime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optibus

Edit:

Pretty self explanatory.


If Optimus Prime was 2D, he'd be Optimus Line!

That would be 1D surely.

1d would've been dot.

also, If Optimus Prime was a ape, He'd be Optimus Primal (beast wars?)

 

[Jamash]

If Optimus Prime was actually just 8 silent performers in a robot costume, he'd be Octomus Mime.

Optimus Prime is actually a beer in Fable 2, called Hoptimus Prime.

 

[DonMartin]

If Optimus Prime was a person, he'd be Optimus Johnson.

Right?

 

[King Toasty]

If Optimus Prime were a beer mug, he'd be Optimus Stein.

/thread.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

This should be an easy one: If Optimus Prime joined Dr. Breen, he would be Optimus Combine!

 

[ChocoFace]

If his hidden form was the public bus service in Leon, Mexico he'd be Optibus Prime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optibus

Edit:

Pretty self explanatory.


If Optimus Prime was 2D, he'd be Optimus Line!

That would be 1D surely.

You were probably already corrected on this, but i'll say it too (feeling smart is awesome):
1D is a dot.
2D is a line, or anything else except it's infinitely flat.