If pokemon were real, they would be freaking scary

[RJ Dalton]

What you're all forgetting is that if pokemon were real, we'd be living in a world accustomed to their and, unless we're making the assumption that they behave like real creatures instead of how they're portrayed on the show, there really isn't any reason we'd be afraid.

But, ignoring that, I'm going to give the trophy to Togepi. It's always the cute ones that go bad.

 

[OneBig Man]

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Dear god, it's bloodlust is unquenchable!

That cracked me up for like 10 minutes straight.

 

[SageRuffin]

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Dear god, it's bloodlust is unquenchable!

That cracked me up for like 10 minutes straight.

Damn... dude beat me to it.

 

[Kyouran]

Luxray.

Made even scarier by the fact I wouldn't be sure whether to pet it or run.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Scyther.

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Eevee.

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[Kae]

Charizard (did I spell that right? Last time I was interested in this I was 10) would be fucking scary.

IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON!

EDIT: Apparently, according to the weird text, this argument is invalid. Sorry for wasting your time, apparently my opinion doesn't matter.

[sub]sniff..[/sub]

I'm getting that as well

Weird

OT: I remember once a year ago in a blazing moment of nostalgia, I wrote down all the original (Red + Blue) pokemon, and then created a fake zooilogical journal about how they would work in real life and how their behaviours would carry across

I still have it on my computer somewhere, I may post it if you want

I would like to read it sounds interesting as for a Pokemon being scary I think it would be any psychic Pokémon I mean you're walking down the street when ZAP! you're being controlled by an animal, just think of all the horrible things it could make you do against you're will!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Charizard (did I spell that right? Last time I was interested in this I was 10) would be fucking scary.

IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON!

EDIT: Apparently, according to the weird text, this argument is invalid. Sorry for wasting your time, apparently my opinion doesn't matter.

[sub]sniff..[/sub]

I'm getting that as well

Weird

OT: I remember once a year ago in a blazing moment of nostalgia, I wrote down all the original (Red + Blue) pokemon, and then created a fake zooilogical journal about how they would work in real life and how their behaviours would carry across

I still have it on my computer somewhere, I may post it if you want

I would like to read it sounds interesting as for a Pokemon being scary I think it would be any psychic Pokémon I mean you're walking down the street when ZAP! you're being controlled by an animal, just think of all the horrible things it could make you do against you're will!

Also, wander into Cerulean Cave only to have your gray-matter jelly-fied upon accidentally glimpsing MewTwo during his brood.

 

[Enzeru92]

Dude any Pokemon would be scary, cause even the small ones can even kill you and seeing that every three steps into grass I go into a battle to fight against a Pokemon..... OMG FEAR THE POKEMON

 

[Jubbsy]

I'd be scared of Ditto. Imagine waking up beside THAT!

 

[inpachi]

I always wanted a arcanine as a pet! I MEAN A GIANT WOLF THINGY WHAT LITTLE BOY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THOSE?

 

[Spacelord]

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=pokemon+realistic
(or for the workplace, http://safebooru.donmai.us/post?tags=pokemon+realistic)

Has fun! ("Has gun!"?)

Holy what the shit

 

[Soxafloppin]

Any dino/Dragon/rock/ghost thing.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Imagine a hive of these fuckers under your porch.

Where's the can of Raid?

 

[Cmwissy]

The Giant flying ones that are as big as a Skyscraper (I think they are called legendary Pokémon)

I would crap my pants out of my fear of big things...

 

[crimsonspear4D]

This is why I wish their was live action Pokemon movie just to see what its like

 

[hittite]

Mr. Mime.

Dear god, that thing is fucking creepy.

Not nearly as creepy as a Jinx.

I think the scariest thing about them is that, unlike real animals, they are completely and utterly unafraid of humans.

Also, this is completely unrelated, but am I the only one to notice that Tentacruel looks like a Metroid with tetacles?

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[SD-Fiend]

If pokemon were real they wouldn't be nice. There's no way Alakazam would be subservant to humans if it's smarter then a super computer. We'd be ruled by our psychic pokemon overlords.

Yeah, but just because he's smart doesn't mean that he isn't really gullible or street-smart.

"Hey Alakazam!"
"wut"
"If you do my homework for me, I'll give you a pie"
*does homework in 3 seconds*
"Ok, done, give me pie"
"Oops, sorry, the pie got eaten"
"Aw, too bad. I had better be faster next time"

but it has telepathy it can read your mind an know there was know cake also i dont think it would have to work hard to kill you it already gives people headaches from being to close

 

[SD-Fiend]

If they were real wouldn't we have developed equipment to keep them under control? Not like pokeballs or anything just I dunno.. more err realistic equipment? Then again we do have guns.

well it depends on when we found them if they were ancient then eiether we would be dead or friends since they are about as smart and friendly as a dog if they just showed up then we either kill them make friends or they kill us

 

[SD-Fiend]

Bidoof.

Enough said.

wait what about it