If pokemon were real, they would be freaking scary

[duchaked]

we would know what it would be like if pokemon where around if that video won

hahaha first thought that popped into my head

but man, poke'mon would be so freaky...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Look at it.

LOOK AT IT!

 

[NIHILHATE]

Fucking Tenticruel, man. Anyone see that episode in which a big fucking Tenticruel attacks a city? Scared the shit out of me when I saw it, and at the time my favourite game was Silent Hill (1), so I didn't scare easily.

 

[Robert632]

if pokemon were real i'd like to know how



<spoiler=this...thing>http://gannon-house.com/about/combee.png


would look like.

i also think it t'would be delicious.

 

[SD-Fiend]

i would also look out for spirtomb its got the evil of 108 spirits bound to that stonehttp://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp177/Forte_A7X/Shiny_Spiritomb_by_xanthenex.jpg?t=1252626022

 

[Akai Shizuku]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n302/edface/drawlings/493ariados.jpg?t=1263870520

Imagine this, but the size of a car.

 

[brunothepig]

I reckon Ditto could be really creepy. Imagine being stalked down a dark alley by yourself!!

 

[Misterian]

All the Legendary Pokemon.

No military would stand a chance, the Legendary Pokemon could rule the world!

how would that feel, being ruled by Pokemon?

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Think of all the pent up rage that a Gyrados can have because we kept teasing it as Magikarp.

Spoiler

Yeah...

Edit: Stupid image...

You deserve a medal for showing us that picture, and I'm putting it on my Facebook. You know, if that means anything to you.

Whoo! I made a difference! I'm surprised how long it took for people to start listing legendaries. Minus the MewTwo guy.

 

[jesse.]

Spoiler

How about some credit where credit is due: http://light-schizophrenia.deviantart.com/

That is awesome/terrifying/mentally scarring.

thats a faild mewtwo experiment

Don't worry about him, he's only got small balls.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

You know what? I change my vote to Gyarados.

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/f/2009/364/2/1/215c207a08842c49b4570f5337cfeafc.jpg

You think Cthulhu is scary? Fuck Cthulhu. Imagine this shit lurking and then jumping out of the water when you pass by, and then shooting a hyper beam up your ass.

 

[escapistraptor]

Oh hell yes.

Spoiler: exibit a

Someone already beat me to linking to the vg cats comic about this. Seriously though, Arceus would be pretty scary to meet in real life. I caught the movie about him on tv the other day, and not only was it laughably terrible (of course), but it showed how much of a temperamental jerk Arceus is. Like Old Testament God in the body of some weird pony.. dog... thing.

Jinx is my number two. Blackface opera singer wanting to kiss you?

 

[Signa]

If pokemon were real they wouldn't be nice. There's no way Alakazam would be subservant to humans if it's smarter then a super computer. We'd be ruled by our psychic pokemon overlords.

Yeah, but just because he's smart doesn't mean that he isn't really gullible or street-smart.

"Hey Alakazam!"
"wut"
"If you do my homework for me, I'll give you a pie"
*does homework in 3 seconds*
"Ok, done, give me pie"
"Oops, sorry, the pie got eaten"
"Aw, too bad. I had better be faster next time"

 

[escapistraptor]

One question, im probably late but, would Peta be more scarry than the pokemon if they are real?

peta would be Team Rocket

That is the most insightful thing I've ever heard all week.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Can't Venusaur or w/e shooting fuckin lasers from its back, and it's a plant? that would scare the shit out of me.

 

[snow]

image your walked down the street all of a sudden you see this turtle the size of your house with tank cannons coming out of its shell coming right towards you!!!!!

If Pokémon were real, they would be scary...
What would be the scariest Pokemon to run into if they were real?

Pikachu.. If it's really a rodent based pokemon... One night of poon means thousands of them in your basement!

 

[Captain Incapable]

If they were real wouldn't we have developed equipment to keep them under control? Not like pokeballs or anything just I dunno.. more err realistic equipment? Then again we do have guns.