If pokemon were real, they would be freaking scary

[Logic 0]

Venasaur, because it's a dinosaur with a small forest on it's back that fires a solar laser.

 

[WestMountain]

Would a point blank .45 ACP round into the head of a Pikachu kill it or would the bullet just bounce off?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Would a point blank .45 ACP round into the head of a Pikachu kill it or would the bullet just bounce off?

Well you might feel a small static discharge should the barrel actually touch its fur, but I don't think it can do much to stop a bullet. Lightning may strike before you pull the trigger, but that's only if you hesitate.

 

[Cimerax]

I'd have an Absol as a pet!
Honestly, I'd run like fuckin' hell if I saw Groudon after me. That'd be horrifying!

 

[Faustcol]

BUMP FOR WIN

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

Now I understand, why people try to tame the Poke'mon and fight them. So that humans may have a chance to survive.

 

[Snarky Username]

Digimon would be much worse.

Imagine that flying around you.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Beedrill. I'm scared of SMALL wasps stinging me, nevermind the four stings at once!

 

[ipwnu]

U know what sort u dont want to met when u r swimming? Tentacruels. I mean, they are big jelly fishes that stings u and poison u, and never come alone. Just like pirañas but as big as u. Then u really r pwned

 

[ipwnu]

And what u was thinking of torterra, that one makes earthquakes! If he really existed, then he was responsible of Haïti's earthquake.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Dem grass type poké-things.

It's those tentacles, you know what I mean?
Think Evil Dead - the scene where the woman gets 'attacked' by the vines.

Now THERE's some nightmare fuel...

 

[ipwnu]

Entei.
Imaging meeting a lion.
Now imagine meeting a lion THAT IS ON FIRE.

And now imagine a lion that is on fire THAT IS A DOG! That is Entei.

OT: Scyther. A giant ninja bug with Grim Reaper scythes for hands. No where is safe. NO WHERE.

Fixed.

Can't it learn hyper beam too?

Giant ninja bug with scythes for hands + hyper beam = I'm to damn scared to even think of something.

I even think that Scythers can dig in the ground! :O that would be scary, ur walking and then the ground is shaking and a giant ninja bug with scythes comes out of the ground and fires a hyper beam on u, u would shit ur pants {/quote}

 

[ipwnu]

That electric bird from the first generation.
Can't remember name but a big lightning bird would scare me.

It's Zapdos, it is such a really big bird that can drill u with its beak and launch a electrical bold at the same time. Maybe if u can catch it, we can use it to give electricity for New York . [/quote]

 

[ipwnu]

[HEADING=1]MAWILE[/HEADING]

Look at the size of the thing's mouth!

That isn't his mouth, it are ears, still scary though things that eating with their ears. [/quote]

 

[ArchAngelKira]

Legendary pokemon would be the reason to many pokemon fans death by there "gotta to catch em all" slogan

 

[Captain Pirate]

Picture this. You're swimming in the ocean, your yacht lolling about lazily in the water. Pale moonlight streaks across the waves in a brilliant shimmering silver.You feel great. Beyond great since you had that six pack, but hey, it's not like anyones there to check up on you right? This place is deserted, it took you 4 hours to find it from the mainland.

Except you didn't bother to check why this place was so deserted. You didn't notice the signs on the way out (hey, you were hardly gonna get pulled over for a DUI, so why not have a few brewskis at the wheel?). You didn't notice the titanium alloy fence that you bumped over, hazily just batting away that it was "a rough wave". And you certaintly didn't notice the radio report to stay away from this area.

But the Gyrados has noticed you...

Good sir, you should write some real-life Pokemon novels. That was a great read, and plus you're totally right. I probably would never swim in natural waters again if Pokemon existed.

Most scary though, I'd say would be Crobat. One of my favorites, but damn it would just fly around so fast screeching and biting you and shit, ugggh. Would terrify me.
Whoever said Steelix and Onix is pretty right too, it's a giant huge burrowing snake made out of metal!!

 

[Gammaj4]

Also it raises the question of slavery, since they are more intelligent then animals... but not quite human.

so they're like dolphins?

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
So sad that it should come to this.
We tried to warn you all, but oh, dear...

Ahem.

Yes that would be frightening. And cool.
And cubone is super cute.