if pokemon were real, which one would you have?

[lwm3398]

Arceus, because it's practically GOD in the pokemon world
if you got a problem with it, it'll just erase you from existence!

this is not in my book, please post a picture.

OH NOES! i'm out of date! i don't have darkrai, shaymin, or this one! must get new edition! MUUUST!

 

[clericalerror]

Well I really want to go with a flying pokemon, just because I really like the idea of summoning a monster from a ball in your pocket, jumping on it's back and flying off Dragon style... but I have to go with ONIX. Serious, a 28 foot tall rock monster that is completely loyal to me? Hell yes!

 

[WalrusMan]

Charizard. He can fly me around places, AND he breathes fire. What could be better?

 

[lwm3398]

Charizard!

no...no you didn't... just... COPY NEONBOB'S AVATAR! fuck! here come the nukes!

OT: i can't say OT since i have already posted. but if i had to pick a second, it would be Giratina. a dragon that can put me in a crazy weird gravityless world? hell yes!

 

[ZSF]

Whichever one can make pizzas out of thin air

 

[Zarthek]

All of them at the same time, I'd be unstoppable in my quest to dominate the world.

 

[ike42]

Magicarp because he's just awesome in his uselessness. He'd be fun at parties too.

 

[soren7550]

Either Charizard or Mewtwo.

Agh! What about Umbrion? I love that guy!

 

[TheLazyKnight]

Bidoof because I love useless things.

 

[LeadTaco]

Snorlax

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Only one? D=

http://webdesign.loikidzz.nl/997817100/plaatjes/19_img_2006-1014_120710%5B1%5D.jpg

In that case, I pick Empoleon. Not because he's my #1 favorite (although he's really high on my list), but because he kicks major ass and I can ride him like a Ski-Doo on the water.

I mean, holy sh**! He's a giant penguin with mother****ing blades on his wings! How can you get any more badass than that???

EDIT: Also, if anyone has Diamond, Pearl or Platinum, PM me and we can set up a match or something.

 

[Generator]

Pikachu because he's cute and cuddly, but also has the practical use of running all of my electronics. Plus, he's a total badass.

 

[Pm0n3y]

observe in all it's godly glory: ARCEUS!

 

[PigsMayFlie]

Absol all the way =]

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Absol all the way =]

I love Absol but I don't use mine much anymore 'cause he kept getting owned in competitive battles. Defense and HP are way too low.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Octillery, because it's the closest thing I'll get to the Kraken.

There isn't an actual squid Pokemon is there? You'd think they would have one by now.

Tentacruel?



On-topic...


Lapras.

Endangered species. I could roll up and be like "Hey ladies, check out my sweet Lapras, now have sex with me."

 

[A big red rooster]

Grovyle. Becuase Grovyle is awesome.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

I haven't really played pokemon in a while, but I would have to go with Slowbro. Not really a fan of the D/P/Pt Pokemon.

 

[DJShire]

the better question is: which one do you think would taste best in a white wine sauce?

 

[thoraxe5000]

inb4 mudkipz