if pokemon were real, which one would you have?

[Chaos Bringer]

Vulpix FTW!!!

 

[thesupercoolest]

dunsparce to pick up the chicks

 

[Grayjack]

Arceus, since it can bend reality to my whim.

 

[niglett]

i would have a abbra. it sleeps all of the time and is a form of transportation

 

[yosophat]

I would really like a Gyarados its a sea dragon for goodness sakes.

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

Abra. Low-maintenance, high-intellect companion that can teleport me anywhere I want.

 

[Lord Thodin]

I ask this question all the fucking time!
Id want Hotmonlee

 

[Lord Thodin]

mudkipz

hmmmmmm...........

 

[Pinstar]

Ninetails.

 

[jboking]

Gengar, lucario, or Arceus

I was gonna pick staraptor, but I remembered that the only good staraptor is a suicidal staraptor. I don't think I could put up with that for too long.

 

[Cuniculus]

Something fiery. Like a Charizard... or something like that. I just want to burn some mother fuckers down!

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Anything violent and homicidal. And then force it into sumbmission.

...As we dance to the masochism tango.

Sorry, couldnt resist.

 

[nokelso]

Magikarp.
I doubt it'd try to kill me before it became a Gyarados, then we could go on adventures.

 

[Chaos Bringer]

Magicarp because he's just awesome in his uselessness. He'd be fun at parties too.

That`s genius! He`s be fun at parties.

 

[Darkrain11]

Have to go with Lucario, I mean come on, he is a ninja for damn sakes.

 

[Sigel]

I have to go classic pokeman-Pikachu. I love that little rodent battery.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Octillery, because it's the closest thing I'll get to the Kraken.

There isn't an actual squid Pokemon is there? You'd think they would have one by now.

Tentacruel?

Again, Tentacruel is a jelly, not a squid.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm sure you can tell by my avatar that I would choose Typhlosion. Infact i added Typhlosion to my list of actual words that are not in the dictionary.

 

[Spirultima]

A tag team of two:

Metagross and Salamenace

If just one Metagross, intelligence, strength and is pretty damn awesome too.

 

[Zephirius]

Luxray. He's my fave.

Failing that, Wailord. Massive whale hovering in midair right behind you? Fuck. Yes.