If real life was an MMO

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Professor James

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How would you describe or review it. How would you explain the gameplay, the writing, the story, sounds,etc.
 

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If real life was an MMO? I would review it very poorly, because of the ridiculous learning curve, severe imbalance between players, and the fact that you can't design yourself as exactly how you want to be. This is probably one of the worst games ever made.
 

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an annoyed writer said:
If real life was an MMO? I would review it very poorly, because of the ridiculous learning curve, severe imbalance between players, and the fact that you can't design yourself as exactly how you want to be. This is probably one of the worst games ever made.
Also there haven't been any new continents since the America expansion
 

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Orange12345 said:
an annoyed writer said:
If real life was an MMO? I would review it very poorly, because of the ridiculous learning curve, severe imbalance between players, and the fact that you can't design yourself as exactly how you want to be. This is probably one of the worst games ever made.
Also there haven't been any new continents since the America expansion
No kidding. we were supposed to get the Space Expansion during the 60s, but Nooooooo, they have to delay that one over and over again. What the fuck. We need modders to help with that one.
 

Orange12345

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an annoyed writer said:
Orange12345 said:
an annoyed writer said:
If real life was an MMO? I would review it very poorly, because of the ridiculous learning curve, severe imbalance between players, and the fact that you can't design yourself as exactly how you want to be. This is probably one of the worst games ever made.
Also there haven't been any new continents since the America expansion
No kidding. we were supposed to get the Sace Expansion dutring the 60s, but Nooooooo, they have to delay that one over and over again. What the fuck. We need modders to help with that one.
I was hoping they would do something with that whole moon thing they teased a while ago, but that seems to have been shut down. Oh well at least they are getting the Korean PvP back up and running
 

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Orange12345 said:
an annoyed writer said:
Orange12345 said:
an annoyed writer said:
If real life was an MMO? I would review it very poorly, because of the ridiculous learning curve, severe imbalance between players, and the fact that you can't design yourself as exactly how you want to be. This is probably one of the worst games ever made.
Also there haven't been any new continents since the America expansion
No kidding. we were supposed to get the Sace Expansion dutring the 60s, but Nooooooo, they have to delay that one over and over again. What the fuck. We need modders to help with that one.
I was hoping they would do something with that whole moon thing they teased a while ago, but that seems to have been shut down. Oh well at least they are getting the Korean PvP back up and running
Yeah, but I really hope we get a new cyberpunk-themed expansion soon. I'm modding my new car to fit with the theme, but I don't know about everyone else.
 

Prosis

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Graphics are phenomenal. Feels real. 11/10. Worth playing just for that.

However, its really not fair that some people start out with super high level accounts just because their family has been playing the same stupid game for generations on end, and got lucky with some economic bubble 50 years ago. Or how many people will engage in PvP or lawPvP way before you're high enough level to even do anything about it.

Also, resting is ridiculous. 8 hours a day? Wtf. Why even program a REM cycle. I thought they would do something cool with prophetic dreams, but its mostly just disjointed images and sounds.

Diseases suck also. If I wanted to get screwed over by unspecific diseases that I don't really know anything about, I'd go boot up Morrowind or something. And one life is stupid as well. I need at least one playthrough to understand how the system works, so I can at least be somewhat competent on my second char.


Speaking of systems, could they have made the school and work systems any more boring? I mean, cripes, I'd even take a quick time event over what they've got now.
 

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Pros:
Best graphics on the market, best framerate and feedback to all five senses. Permanent latency of 0 makes the controls tight and responsive. No need for any hardware or peripherals to play. No invasive DRM and no need to pay for DLC and expansions. However, no new expansions have been released since the space exploration patch.

Cons:
Single character limit sucks. I want to reroll a character with Musical Talent but I'm stuck with the first character I rolled when I had no idea about the game. Game is a 24/7 time investment with no option to ever log out. Leveling my Kanji skill is too grindy. World PvP is too risky because you only get one life. The community sucks.
 

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VanQ said:
The community sucks.
Yes this, so much this, especially when you go and try and tweak your original presets, which is part of the aforementioned character creation problem.
 

Scarim Coral

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Inventory suck! Pokects only hold one or two small items like a wallets and set of keys so if I want to have more inventory space I have to equip a bag which add more weight on me!
Also you can only loot from whatever you find on the ground or anything that you notice since you can't loot from dead/ slay things aswell!
 

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The graphics are phenomenal but can't say that the game play holds up, especially the quests more variation would be nice. PVP should definitely be disabled as other players tend to be dicks but over all I say 6/10 even though like most MMO's these days I cant see this one lasting all that much longer than a couple more centuries.
 

King of Asgaard

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The community is filled with trolls, pay-to-win is abundant in the transactions, the monthly fees are insanely high, it's realistic, the side missions and main quest line are mostly boring, levelling up takes too long, no respawns is a fatal flaw, limit to one character per player leaves no room for experimentation plus if I get bored with my current character I'm stuck with him.
Overall, a piss poor MMO that severely restricts freedom, with only a few playstyles allowing for a fun time.
2/10, would unsubscribe if I could.
 

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PvP needs a major rebalance. The vast majority of high end weapons just ruin the game with massive terrain destruction, huge AOE, damage beyond the HP cap and creating large debuff zones that cause way too many issues.
Random events need toning down too, some areas get way too many negative ones (the Japan server for instance) while others go on the complete opposite and get things like "oil field" providing unfair advantages.
Levelling is another problem, I shouldn't have to spend 20 years grinding towards a specific target only to be told that what I've got is completely worthless due to a new update.
VanQ said:
The community sucks.
Also this, every patch, things are ruined forever. Some people won't shut up about how their way of playing it is better and the max levels are paranoid about anyone even coming close to the top level.
 

Me55enger

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"A MMO let down almost entirely by its extortionate subscription fees. Do not buy."
 

OniaPL

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Well, you grind mindlessly to get more levels and better equipment to grind more with, and it keeps you around with social bonds etc.

If that isn't an MMO, I don't know what is.
 

Nouw

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It could do with a better UI...it's a bit too minimalistic you know?
 

Hagi

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It's amazing purely and only for the sheer fact that it's the only MMO in which you can play other MMOs! Hell, it's the only MMO in which it's possible to develop another MMO! You can even develop a MMO in which you can play other MMOs in this MMO.
 

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I know it's to be expected for MMOs, but sweet Christmas there's a lot of grind in this one. I mean, you need to work at one discipline for upwards of three years at university just to get a qualification in it. And then you need to grind for even more time before you start earning any money worth a damn. There's a lot of fun to be had once you've got through the grind, it's just a pity there's so much of it.
 

lRookiel

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Pretty boring game if you ask me....

"Woohoo +20 intelligence for 5 years at school" YAAWWWWWN!
 

Angie7F

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too damn boring.
My life constitute sof sitting at home with my dog.
No social life, no future. Why would I want to play a pointless game like this...LOL