If TF2 was real life...

[PrimoThePro]

Then what character would you be? The reason I ask is that the other day me and my brother were doing some construction work, and he said to me, "LOOK AT ME I'M HAMMER BROS LOLOLOLOOLLOLO" and proceeded to chuck said hammer at me. Got me right in the temple, and now I have an urge to know what character you guys would choose.
Personally, probably spy. Cloaking and disguises? I'd disguise myself as one of my friends just to mess with 'em.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I call medic. I like to heal and be useful. Also i can go freakin invincible and bum rush everyone.

 

[Kayevcee]

He *threw* a hammer at you? Are you typing this from casualty?

On your subject, I would be a scout. Small, fast, accurate and I take hits like a little girl made entirely of waterlogged cardboard.

-Nick

 

[Foobula]

Spy. Cloak And dagger. Stalk girls.

 

[Burningsok]

Boink, that is all.

 

[dthvirus]

Get Dead Ringer. Jump into highway. Scar people for life.

 

[Ataxia]

Scout...C'mon running at a bajillion mph and plus Best. Reload. Ever.

On a few side note, Medic is nice with the healyness, and Heavy has best catchphrase, "Cry some moar BABY!"

So if Real Life were TF2 life would KICK ASS!

 

[ZombieMonkey7]

I would totally not be a spy...

 

[_Serendipity_]

Medic.

Because I'm that nice.

 

[Amnestic]

I always play a Medic except for the times when I do not.

No, but I generally play Medic. His playtime is disproportionately larger than all the other classes. I love the healing stuff, and killing enemies with my needle gun is awesome for those humiliation kills.

 

[Fenreil]

If it was real life? Engineer. I get to sit on my ass but still help the team.

 

[ethaninja]

Sniper. I like to sit back in my comfort zone.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Get Dead Ringer. Jump into highway. Scar people for life.

This may be the best answer. EV4R.

I would totally not be a spy...

obvious spy is obvious

 

[seventy7l]

Heavy Weapons i would never be hungry i'd always have my sandwich with me.
I might even be a DemoMan since i like blowing shit up.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon!

 

[13thforswarn]

Spy or Heavy. Heavy, because I have frickin huge gun that will rape anything in sight AND a sandvich! I'm not going hungry anytime soon. Not to mention some kick ass boxing gloves.

Spy because I can disguise and go invisible. I can sneak into a room and no one would know.

 

[DazZ.]

Obviously a Spy, invisibility would be too much fun to pass up.

Although getting to heal any injury (including multiple shots to the face) by shooting a stream of health at people would be good.
Also the invincibility means I could jump off buildings or do anything that results in death safely.

 

[nisgod67]

I would be Heavy so I can point at people and make them fly backwards.

 

[OpiateChicken]

I sure wish I had xbox live right now so I could play this.