If TF2 was real life...

[balthamell]

edit: ugh stupid 404 >.<

 

[Super Toast]

I'd snipe on account of being a huge coward who would piss their pants on the battlefield. And I'm Aussie. Disregard the first one.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Spy because of all the different things you can do with them
Soldier because they kick ass
Heavy for the chaingun and the size

But Spy is my first pick.

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

I'd want to be demo or pyro but given my size, frame and speed, it'd have to be scout. Pity I'm not into baseball though.

 

[holographicman]

Heavy.
or
maybe
Sniper.

 

[holographicman]

Heavy.
or
maybe
Sniper.

SCREW THOSE GUYS IM GONNA BE A PYRO!

 

[conchshellthegeek7]

Definately Scout. No question. Not only could I run faster than is humanly possible, I'd be able to double jump.

"Hey, I'm so damn good that physics doesn't even apply to me! Take that Newton!"

 

[SaunaKalja]

Invisibility, disguises and the ability to say "Gentlemen..." like the Spy would be magnificent. But free running as a Scout would be pretty awesome too. Building teleporters as an Engineer would also rock.

I think I'd still say Spy, with Cloak & Dagger of course. Invisibility is my superpower fantasy

 

[Mozza444]

Sniper. Just so i could say "BOOM, Headshot" in his awesome accent.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Probably a pyro... http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs022.snc3/10953_184780881745_548631745_3445588_149498_n.jpg

That's my facebook picture atm.

 

[Marsell]

If it was real life? Engineer. I get to sit on my ass but still help the team.

yes, he can teleport then camp enemy intel rooms and make them RAGE BALLS

 

[PrimoThePro]

I'd be walking along until I bumped into an enormous

"Connection to the host has been lost.

Press A to continue."

sign appearing in mid air.

Bahahahahaha.
Having used to play the XBox version, that hit me right where I live.

 

[AlphaOmega]

Medic all the way.
"You might feel a little Prick"