If TF2 was real life...

[Lerxst]

Pyro just because everyone else is choosing Spy and I like to piss people off.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry,cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

Professionals have standards,
"Be polite
Be efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

Heheheh, now I'm convinced that the Sniper is the best job.

 

[Armanox15]

Demoman - I like kabooming stuff to hell.
or
Sniper - sit in a nice little room with a "#1" mug full of coffee and also I would really enjoy throwing my piss at people.

 

[dontreallyknow]

Sniping's a good job mate!

 

[Zing]

Maybe Engineer so I get to yell "SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY"

But probably Sniper. Always Sniper.

 

[Quinadin]

Pyro man, Flamethrower and an ax! I'm ready for any enemy AND zombies. plus I'd be the friend of engineers everywhere with all the spies running around.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I would be a scout. I already drink twenty energy drinks a day, but now they'll make me INVINCIBLE!

I'm surprised time moves at a normal pace for you.
I imagine drinking that many energy drinks would leave you moving around like Fry on Futurama when he had his 100th cup of coffee.

Glorious episode, that.
Anyone else feel like the medic is a bit neglected right now?

 

[PrimoThePro]

I'd have to say...
Engineer. Why? Because...
Best. Security System. Ever.

I sure wish I had xbox live right now so I could play this.

Get the PC version. It's much better. (No PC fanboy-ism here, it's a known fact).

He's right, you know. I used to play the XBox version. Lets just say I'm glad I got the PC. Too many people camp and sky-walk in the XBox version.

 

[TheSentinel]

Mmfmf mmmff mf mmff mf mf mfffmmfm mffm mf mmffmf!

*removes mask*

Oh, god I can't breathe in that thing.

Pyro.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Got to be Heavy. The fact that I can as much damage with my bare hands than others can do with axes/bonesaws/wrenches is reason enough.

And no one is going to mess with a guy who carries his own chaingun.

 

[captainwolfos]

Did zat sting? SAW-ry.

I love the Medic. His sadism and pure crazy is utterly fantastic.

But I'm hoping to cosplay as Engie at the upcoming London Expo so... Maybe him, too? XD

 

[captainwolfos]

Anyone else feel like the medic is a bit neglected right now?

Damn straight he is!
I demand a Meet the Medic! (And I'm aware that there's also no Meet the Pyro... S/he should get one, too.)

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Spy. I'm a pussy.

 

[Luke5515]

Engie.
Just building guns out of scrap metal and making teleporters? Make one to my house and just build one to get out of wherever.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I'd be walking along until I bumped into an enormous

"Connection to the host has been lost.

Press A to continue."

sign appearing in mid air.

 

[Zoetrope]

Demo(woman)...definately! I'd sticky bomb all the street corners that pissed up idiots hang around near my house and i'd blow up random people carriers!

 

[Zoetrope]

Double post...oops.

 

[Odd Water]

Engineer fits me best I think, fighting with brain and not.. um.. bullets. And I'd be too scared to actually get into a fire fight myself.

 

[balthamell]

Sniper
Simply 'cause snipin's a good job m8 ;0