If TF2 was real life...

[Freedomario]

'Prolly a Really Scared engineer having my back and all my stuff in a Really tight corner.

 

[Deathman101]

Scout or Engineer

 

[Kud]

Sniper.

Boom, headshot.

 

[NotAPie]

Normally I'd say spy, but now I'ma say scout.
What you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?

 

[Darmort]

Pyro. With nearly everyone going Spy, I'm bound to get a few kills even if I used the Backburner!

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I'd probably be a sniper - just so I could sum up my job at parties by sating "I throw jars of pee at people".
Might have to fix the accent, though.

Then again, I'd be quite suited to Spy - I do tend to sneak up on people, even when I'm not trying to.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Engii, no one fucks with a level three sentry in REAL LIFE!

 

[PrimoThePro]

'Prolly a Really Scared engineer having my back and all my stuff in a Really tight corner.

...story of my life right here.

With all the people being "anti-conformist" and choosing Pyro, I feel that the Demo man might be a bit neglected...

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'd be either a Scout because they're fast, can double jump (and only badasses can double jump), and are cocky as hell. Or I'd be a Pyro simply because I love flamethrowers.

 

[firedfns13]

I'd be dead.
But I'd be the spy seeing as I've been James Bond-ing it at parties with women lately.

 

[Deleric]

Engineer. I like to build bases and help others.

"SPY BE SAPPIN MY DEMOCRACY"

 

[maninahat]

My brother tells me I have something of the engineer about me.

 

[Invaderbrim]

I would be a scout. I already drink twenty energy drinks a day, but now they'll make me INVINCIBLE!

 

[KiruTheMant]

Engineer,Build Turret on front of car,Dickhead cuts me off,last mistake they EVER make.EVER.
*Plus I want a dispenser to get Sodeypawps without leaving my room <_<*

 

[Sir Kemper]

Spy, Cloak and Dagger, the ability to disguise as others.

My rise to power would be absolute.


MuhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Heh...Good times.

 

[Paralyze]

If TF2 was real, nobody would ever attack Europe. Ever.

 

[Hollock]

Sniper. I like to sit back in my comfort zone.

yea but you would have to pee into a jar...

on that note... sniper as well.

sniper, because I want to pee in a jar.

 

[funksobeefy]

I would be a soldier then just yell at people all the time.