If TF2 was real life...

[blankedboy]

I'm of Scottish descent, so I am forced with DEMOMAN

BOOM

 

[[Gavo]]

Engineer, I'd hit my computer all day with a wrench and make it amazing.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Scout or a spy.

Running at the speed of sound/Cloaking and disguising to mess with people I hate would be awesome.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I'd be the Vagineer, he is GOD!!!!

 

[Legendsmith]

I'd have to say...
Engineer. Why? Because...
Best. Security System. Ever.

I sure wish I had xbox live right now so I could play this.

Get the PC version. It's much better. (No PC fanboy-ism here, it's a known fact).

 

[Yokai]

I'd be a soldier, because I would never have to use stairs again! Also, I can think of several practical uses for the Scout's late bacon legs.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

I would be an engineer, so I could camp the capture point and play guitar while building beer dispensers all day. The Mother-Fucking Sweet Life, I'll tell you what boy.

 

[Kasai]

Can you say cure for cancer, aids, and other well known diseases? Just from holding down a trigger and letting the boo-boos go away.
I'd be so very rich and so very famous...
They'd be screaming my names in the streets!!
MEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIC!

 

[Fr331anc3r]

Engineer, but I want to be like the engineer in the "meet the" series, I want to be able to sing and dance whilest my guns of anal rape take care of everything for me.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

I'd have to be a pyro. Because flamethrowers are too much fun. And since I already built one why not?

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Cloak and Dagger. Solve all the world's problems in a couple years.

 

[Browbeat]

The Heavy. At long last, my verbal ability will be sacrificed in favor of a distinct profile, and the chance to enjoy the simple things in life...

Like Sandviches...
Gibs flying gracefully in the afternoon breeze...
Sasha's gentle whine as the pumps out thousands of Custom-tooled cartridges...
A romance with a dubious medical professional...
He says I'm his Ubermensch...
And the kind of laugh that clears out a cafeteria...

(wistful sighs)

Pow...

 

[Siuki]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon!

Does she weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute? If so, then that is your weapon.

OT: Medic- Ubercharge self and run into traffic. Seriously though, Medic is he only class that has health regen.

 

[thefire]

Well im Australian so probably the sniper although i have been told i look like the scout and im good at bat/ball sports.

 

[ctf1990]

I wanna be a medic so I can heal my dumbass friends from any accidents they get into.

Also I wanna know what kritskrieg tastes like

 

[linwolf]

Heavy, that sandvich looks tasty.

 

[Arc_Light]

Super happy pyro time..... a legitimate excuse to run around as a crazed mute in a gas mask with a flame thrower, a flare gun and an axe wrapped in barbed wire, what could go wrong? Or oh so right?