If the above avatar appeared in your car

[spartan1077]

Ahhh clowns! Oooo pie! *steals pie and kicks Nouw out*

 

[Nouw]

I'd crash into spartan's car and kill him! Then give the clown his pie back.

 

[spartan1077]

I'd survive the crash and stab him as he tries to steal my pie!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I know that you're cosplaying as a rabbit and all... but please... resist the urge to hop... aaaahhhh!!!

Damn you!!!!!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Take the wheel, I need to reboot.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No problem... where do you want to go?

 

[Yureina]

Don't distract me with those eyes!

 

[Malgorath]

You again? And how did the moon fit in my car?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey Cthulhu... where do you want to go?
Sorry... your insanity-inducing effects don't work on me, I'm an alien as well.
Good effort though.

 

[Yureina]

Can you please not try to direct this car towards ramming into the Zerg Overmind? I happen to value my life.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I already crashed my first Carrier into the Overmind, so don't worry.
Where do you want to go? It might be a little cramped (and insane) in here... Cthulhu! Make room for our new passenger!

 

[Yureina]

I'll go anywhere. I'm kinda bored. :3

 

[TheDoctor455]

Back to my ship then!

 

[Malgorath]

What does this button that says "self-destruct" do? I think I should push it.

 

[Yureina]

Can you please not mind control me or do anything crazy while I am driving?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Oh well, I guess the stars were right.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Edit: damn ninjas
*shakes fist*

 

[Yureina]

Nice hat. Where did you get it?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It came free with the Vice-Admiral rank. =D

 

[TheDoctor455]

What does this button that says "self-destruct" do? I think I should push it.

It plays High School Musical. The idea is that any sentient being (yourself included) will kill themselves after being forced to listen to it for long enough.

OT:
Get the fuck out of my car Mengsk-clone.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm are here to take control of the Terran Dominion and all of its outlying colonies. You are in direct violation of Terran space and have openly attacked Terran troops. Lower your shields and power down your weapons systems. The UED will be taking custody of your ships car and whatever spoils you have garnered from this planet."